The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Fijiman]

Wishes to be the cult leader.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wishes to make the koolaid.
Also wishes to be reel kool n' hip.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to have an excuse to smash through peoples walls when they say "Oh no."

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wants to smash through people's walls spontaneously and say "OH YEAH!" while doing it.

 

[The Night Angel]

wishes people would care....

 

[Evil Smurf]

wishes he would stop hearing voices coming from kitchen appliances

 

[The Night Angel]

Wishes his kitchen appliances were sentient.

 

[Dango]

Wishes slap me with a fish.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to get into a huge sockem bopper fight with half the members of the Escapist.

 

[Dango]

Wishes that didn't sound as incredibly awesome as it does.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to do incredibly awesome things more often.

 

[Jetut]

Wishes to prepare my food

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes he knew how to make me do that.

 

[Nickthequick]

Knows who stole cookies from the cookie jar.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wishes to be slower.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to take over Brooklyn... with squirrels and pidgins.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to (and then would probably regret) be my father.

Catcha: men in suits. Weird.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to make lemons when life gives him lemonade.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to assist me in the making of said lemon at a time to be discussed at a later date.