The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Jetut]

Wishes not to be bored.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to be known by everyone on Earth.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wishes to be everyone on Earth.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to be adored by small children everywhere.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wishes to be the lord of the rats.

 

[Nickthequick]

Wishes that they were king of the lettuce people.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to know who everyone is in real life.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wishes to be set on fire.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to set the world on fire.

 

[Evil Smurf]

wishes to beat ten men in an arm wrestle

 

[Jetut]

Wishes he knew how far Nyan Cat has travelled.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes for a temple to be built in his honor.

 

[MammothBlade]

Wishes to become a priest of said temple.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wishes to sweep that temple every Tuesday.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to raid that temple every other Wednesday.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wishes to be a tomb raider.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to be Lara Croft's best friend.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wishes Lara Croft were not batshit insane.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes for The Clown.

 

[Yureina]

Secretly wishes to be hugged by a large group of people.