The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Yureina]

Secretly wishes to set stuff on fire.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to post here more often.

 

[Evil Smurf]

scretly wishes for unditectable troll powers

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to taste an actual rainbow instead of only relying on Skittles.

 

[Nickthequick]

Wishes to stop procrastinating.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to stop spying on me.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wishes to be spied on.

 

[Dango]

Wishes for a yo-yo.

 

[Yureina]

Secretly wishes to have a yo-yo party!

 

[Sacman]

Secretly wishes to have the spiked balls replaced with guns...<.<

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Wishes to have spiked guns...

 

[MammothBlade]

Secretly wishes to become an Awakened Being.

 

[Fijiman]

Secretly wishes to ride the cow as it jumps over the moon.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Secretly wishes the cow was actually a rocket.

 

[MammothBlade]

Secretly wishes for a cow-rocket.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To build the first anger fueled car.

 

[Fijiman]

To own(or steal) said car.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes for something so incredibly amazing that words fail to properly describe it.

 

[Yureina]

Secretly wishes to be that amazing something.