The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Cap'n Ninja]

Wishes to not insult two people at once by virtue of naming coincidences.

For the record, I'm not hugely religious. I have theological tendencies, and if pushed, I'd say I was some denomination of Christianity, but really I follow a philosophy closer to Buddhism than anything else.

 

[Supertegwyn]

Wants to be loved.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

Nah, I don't wish to be loved, I command it of all of my subjects on pain of death.

OT: Wishes to be witty and cutting.

 

[Eumersian]

To be incredible.

 

[staika]

Spoiler: To be outstanding!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Also, you missed my Pokemon theme tune set-up.

Nope, I did not. Just wasn't in the mood

OT: Me to stop changing my title so often.

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

*Sniff* Why must you hurt me so?

For people to read his title and ask for explanations.

 

[staika]

To read my title and understand my avatar >.>
Just like everyone else

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

More pie for the pie god!

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

Not infinitely. I can be stubbornly against human nature when I want to be.

OT: To have a bigger avatar.

 

[staika]

Have an avatar that fills up half the screen >.>

 

[Dango]

An avatar that makes sense.

 

[staika]

An avatar that makes no sense >.>

 

[Cap'n Ninja]

For all avatars to be a random stream of ones and zeroes.

 

[pyramid head grape]

For me to leave! D:

 

[staika]

To not leave D:

 

[pyramid head grape]

To punch me out the door. D<

 

[staika]

To be kicked out the door, I'm sorry *kicks out the door*

 

[pyramid head grape]

To do it again! D:

 

[staika]

To give me a reason to do it again > *kicks out the door again*