The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Foolery]

Eternal glory, also maybe a nice pair of sunglasses.

 

[thenageone]

to have salisbury steak more often

 

[thesilentman]

To convert vegetarians.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To eat vegetarians.

 

[Fijiman]

To eat rocks.

 

[Headsprouter]

All god's creatures. Fresh off the grill.

 

[Neuromancer]

Cannibalism to become legal.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To have a sandwich made of horse rectum.

 

[Sacman]

Secretly wishes for a fly trapped in a jar...<.<

 

[Sacman]

*args and Blargs...*

 

[Fijiman]

That the hamsters would never die.

 

[thenageone]

for the hamsters to die in a more humane fashion

 

[Fijiman]

To have an infinite power source.

 

[Zantos]

For someone to take the time out of the day just to say "Bodingus, I really value the positive influence you have on my life"

 

[Goofguy]

For a warm, delicious loaf of garlic bread (who wouldn't want that?).

 

[Dango]

Secretly wishes that I wanted that.

 

[Neuromancer]

Wishes to truly want it. Alas...

 

[kailus13]

Wishes to not want it.

 

[Fijiman]

Wishes to have a loofah made of gold.

 

[Headsprouter]

To be told about the rabbits.