The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To "marry" an ork chieftain.

 

[kailus13]

To affociate at the wedding.

 

[Fijiman]

To be a walrus.

 

[Dr.Susse]

For the perfect balance of Fiber and taste to blow his mind and pants at the same time.

 

[Sacman]

To put Shrimp on the Barbie...

 

[Neuromancer]

To no longer be a slave of the ellipses...

 

[Fijiman]

To shot the breeze with a long dead celebrity.

 

[kailus13]

To raise a celebrity from the dead.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Cheddar.

 

[Dango]

Secretly wishes to feel the cheese, yo!

 

[Fijiman]

To never be inactive in the majority of forum games for large amounts of time ever again.

 

[kailus13]

For the blood of a drunken church mouse.

 

[Fijiman]

the ability to drink without most of the side effects.

 

[Neuromancer]

To have the side effects of drinking without having to drink.

 

[kailus13]

To give people hangovers with a touch.

 

[Fijiman]

A rubber ducky.

 

[Headsprouter]

A self-righting mechanism.

 

[kailus13]

To know how to swallow swords properly.

 

[Fijiman]

The Captcha says you want laser beams. Who am I to say it's wrong? *fires laser cannons*

 

[Teoes]

A new avatar.