The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Teoes]

A prehensile tail.

 

[kailus13]

Functional gills.

 

[Fijiman]

The body of a lesser god.

 

[Fijiman]

For more thread bumpers.

 

[Headsprouter]

For somebody else to see this thread and post in it.

 

[Dalek Caan]

For Gargamel to head his warning.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

To glow in the dark.

 

[Teoes]

To have a post count of over 9,000.

 

[Dr.Susse]

To steal Redlin's post count.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

To steal Redlin for himself.

 

[Neuromancer]

To make Redlin hers and hers only.

 

[Fijiman]

For toast.

 

[Headsprouter]

For people to hit that button.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

To steal Redlin's post count.

To steal Redlin for himself.

To make Redlin hers and hers only.

That escalated quickly. o.o

OT: To get quoted.

 

[Teoes]

To be loved by all.

 

[Fijiman]

To be shot by all.

 

[Teoes]

To be "loved" by all.

 

[Fijiman]

A surprise party.

 

[Teoes]

A badge that turns all avatars into grumpy cat.

 

[Fijiman]

A badge that makes all avatars randomize. Actually, that would be epic, but probably impossible to code correctly.