The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Teoes]

A second brain at the base of his spine.

 

[Barbas]

A colander helmet to ground his thoughts in reality.

 

[Fijiman]

A new tinfoil hat to keep those pesky aliens from reading his brain.

 

[Euryalus]

An elephant sized plunger.

 

[Teoes]

To have a different avatar every time he posts.

 

[Barbas]

A bullet train.

 

[Fijiman]

Peace on Earth and good will towards donuts.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

A pair of binoculars.

 

[Barbas]

A Hippocampus. The mythological kind.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Batman's car.

 

[Barbas]

A unicycle.

 

[Fijiman]

Working eyelids.

 

[Barbas]

Avatar to have won the Best Picture award.

 

[Fijiman]

To meet a nice girl poodle.

 

[Barbas]

To barnstorm in his F-16.

 

[Fijiman]

To explain what barnstorming is and why I would be doing it in an F-16.

 

[Neuromancer]

To forever revolutionize the way F-16s are piloted.

 

[Fijiman]

To live in Banana-hana.

 

[Neuromancer]

To become Banana-hime.