The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Barbas]

A Mariachi band.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Mexian Overlord offering drugs for free

 

[Barbas]

A light saber.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

The chronological saga of doctor Brown in the Back to the Future series

 

[Barbas]

A police box that can fly.

 

[Fijiman]

A flying tire.

 

[Barbas]

Run-flat tires for those lengthy chases involving the National Guard.

 

[Fijiman]

Potato salad made from strawberries.

 

[Barbas]

A rifle that can fire grapes from over 100m away.

 

[Fijiman]

To be well over 100m away.

 

[Barbas]

The missing trigger for the rifle that I gave him. Hehehe...

 

[Sacman]

For the universe to be shaped exactly like the earth, if you go straight along enough, you'll end up where you were...

 

[Fijiman]

That the Earth was flat.

 

[Sacman]

For the threads to stop breaking... I don't remember this happening back in the day...<.<

 

[Barbas]

For a new JonTron video.

 

[Fijiman]

For a new Egoraptor video.

 

[Barbas]

For the JonTron/EgoRaptor bromance to have endured.

 

[Fijiman]

For a computer made of pure corn.

 

[Barbas]

For Major Chip Hazard of the Commando Elite.

Because anything else...is just a toy.

 

[kailus13]

For "Twilight Vampire" brand body-glitter.