The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Fijiman]

Paste hats.

 

[Barbas]

The mind of Euripedes.

 

[Fijiman]

Beard hats.

 

[Barbas]

A gun that fires through oceans, around corners and under doors.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

A bountiful harvest... of souls.

 

[Barbas]

A Farsight rifle.

 

[Fijiman]

Guns. Lots and lots of guns.

 

[Headsprouter]

Ammo to sell to Barbas.

 

[thesilentman]

More hats.

 

[Fijiman]

To be an been better hat salesperson than the entirety of Valve.

 

[Drummodino]

A love pillow.

 

[Euryalus]

A pizza cat

 

[Fijiman]

More free time.

 

[Drummodino]

23 olive trees.

 

[Fijiman]

Pastries in his pants.

 

[Barbas]

A dog named Doug.

 

[Euryalus]

A Doug that looks like Dog

 

[Barbas]

A peg-legged cat.

 

[Euryalus]

a peg legged cat that was abandoned by an evil injustice leaguer.

 

[Barbas]

A thank-you box containing one single tile from his roof.