The person above me secretly wishes for....

Barbas · Jul 13, 2014

A way to escape the maze.

Neuromancer · Jul 13, 2014

A minotaur.

Barbas · Jul 13, 2014

A theme on pipes [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qM1IkXFAQ0].

Evil Smurf · Jul 14, 2014

cocktail straws

Barbas · Jul 14, 2014

A green jacket with gleaming silver buttons.

Bofus Teefus · Jul 14, 2014

A bag of candy and a big white van.

Barbas · Jul 14, 2014

A giant pork chop shield and a corncob spear.

Fijiman · Jul 14, 2014

Nuclear violin strings.

Barbas · Jul 14, 2014

Three custard tarts and a bottle of Bud.

SirDerpy · Jul 15, 2014

A dance routine.

Barbas · Jul 15, 2014

A Spiderman costume, a baguette and a giant rubber glove.

Fijiman · Jul 15, 2014

Popcorn with ant sprinkles on top.

Bofus Teefus · Jul 15, 2014

Five minutes in the ring with Mike Tyson. I couldn't tell you why.

Evil Smurf · Jul 15, 2014

to have have bees running through your veins, instead for blood.

Barbas · Jul 15, 2014

A nude secretary.

Bofus Teefus · Jul 16, 2014

A statue to be constructed and jeweled in his honor.

Evil Smurf said:
to have have bees running through your veins, instead for blood.

Oh hell yeah! BeezzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZ!

Evil Smurf · Jul 16, 2014

to be a squid

Barbas · Jul 16, 2014

A hot air balloon, some sandwiches and a flask of coffee.

Evil Smurf · Jul 17, 2014

The carbon tax repeal to have failed

Bofus Teefus · Jul 17, 2014

To pet dat kitteh's belly!