The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Barbas]

Three blind mice and a conducting toad.

 

[Clearwaters]

Anime to be real

 

[Barbas]

A stern talking-to from a leather-clad valkyrie.

 

[Malbourne]

A castle staffed by pumas.

 

[Barbas]

A pig skeleton in a glass case.

 

[Evil Smurf]

A vegan friendly salad

 

[Barbas]

To go to bed and wake up in the free cereal aisle, surrounded by milk, honey and sugary breakfast treats aplenty.

 

[Fijiman]

To wake up surrounded by female dogs.

 

[Barbas]

A marble maze.

 

[Malbourne]

A rapid-fire catapult.

 

[Barbas]

A henchman with his own gyro-copter.

 

[Ten Foot Bunny]

An airsickness bag

 

[Barbas]

An Uzi and a full magazine.

 

[Fijiman]

An old magazine from 1980.

 

[Evil Smurf]

a pet alcoholic

 

[Barbas]

A gravy-dispensing fountain.

 

[Malbourne]

A skeleton key that can only be used by skeletons.

 

[Barbas]

An end to the wall.

 

[Fijiman]

A circle.

 

[Barbas]

A set of triangles.