AwesomeExpress Packages Delivered: 84 / 1900 Feb 4, 2010 13,692 0 0 Sep 27, 2011 #981 a romantic fling with five waitresses at once.
Sacman Don't Bend! Ascend! May 15, 2008 22,661 0 0 Sep 27, 2011 #982 T have an affair with a female Escapist member...<.<
AwesomeExpress Packages Delivered: 84 / 1900 Feb 4, 2010 13,692 0 0 Sep 27, 2011 #983 a pair of chocolate pants.
StormShaun The Basement has been unleashed! Feb 1, 2009 6,948 0 0 Sep 27, 2011 #985 Cheese in his pants just incase...
staika Elite Member Aug 3, 2009 8,376 0 41 Sep 27, 2011 #986 a suitcase made of cheese so he can have a snack on the go
Urgh76 New member May 27, 2009 3,083 0 0 Sep 27, 2011 #987 To be Willy Wonka, achieving his dream of having everything be edible :3
M0rp43vs Most Refined Escapist Jul 4, 2008 2,249 0 0 Sep 27, 2011 #989 For chocolate rain and cotton candy clouds
Quantom Quak The Source of All Evil Jun 12, 2009 151 0 0 Sep 27, 2011 #990 For a giant sword to cut the cake.
pyramid head grape [Game-Over] Feb 4, 2011 21,907 0 0 Sep 27, 2011 #994 God don't remind me! D: OT: Me to have a better bus in the morning! D<
pyramid head grape [Game-Over] Feb 4, 2011 21,907 0 0 Sep 27, 2011 #998 To take it wrong. (Mother of god, I keep doing it) D:<<
E Eumersian Posting in the wrong thread. Sep 3, 2009 18,754 0 0 Sep 27, 2011 #999 To take it just right.