The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Evil Smurf]

erotic starwars fanfic.

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

Secretly wishes for kittens. ALL OF THE KITTENS!

 

[Barbas]

A buttered bun, with cheese and ham.

 

[Fijiman]

Headphones so awesomely awesome that his ears start bleeding.

 

[Barbas]

A donk in a box.

 

[Rabbitboy]

to complete his/her pokemon card collection.

 

[Barbas]

To begin to end the procrastination.

 

[Rabbitboy]

To become a professional accordeon player

 

[Malbourne]

A clock with human hands.

 

[Barbas]

A croquet mallet with spikes on the end, for the combating of wandering zombles.

 

[Evil Smurf]

A pet zombie

Secretly wishes for kittens. ALL OF THE KITTENS!

It's not a secret at all.

 

[Malbourne]

A sweater crafted from wood chips.

 

[Barbas]

A pillow full of ostrich feathers.

 

[Malbourne]

A tea kettle stuffed with peat.

 

[Barbas]

A Filet-O-Fish burger and a Coke.

 

[Rabbitboy]

The ultimate power

 

[Barbas]

The Claymore of Remove Head Piece.

 

[Fijiman]

Seven silver shotgun shells.

 

[Barbas]

A cartload of cheeeeese!

 

[Clearwaters]

A life sized gundam made of chocolate