The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Dalek Caan]

A couch made up of Wine Gums.

 

[Barbas]

A pair of silky pantaloons.

 

[Fijiman]

A pair of snakeskin socks.

 

[Malbourne]

A pair of rabbit ears.

 

[Barbas]

A sentient chinchilla hat.

 

[Malbourne]

A chattery ringtail boa.

 

[SirDerpy]

A solid tungsten fist.

 

[Fijiman]

A super tank.

 

[Barbas]

A sustained chuckle.

 

[Fijiman]

Seventeen pounds of his favorite brand of beef jerky.

 

[Barbas]

A portable flak gun.

 

[SirDerpy]

A lifetime supply of death.

 

[Barbas]

A portobello sandwich, with cheese.

 

[Malbourne]

A mish-mash of mushroom marshmallows and hot cocoa.

 

[SirDerpy]

A personal slave, for un-personal reasons.

 

[Barbas]

A particularly wide target.

 

[Fijiman]

A new set of tank tracks.

 

[Barbas]

A groinal repainting.

 

[Fijiman]

The legs of his greatest enemy.

 

[FliedLiverAttack]

The arms of their best friend.