The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Fijiman]

ASPARAGUS!

 

[Barbas]

Books on anatomy.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

A tuning fork.

 

[Barbas]

A faulty toaster.

 

[Fijiman]

A reenforced concrete bed with barbed wire sheets.

 

[Barbas]

Baseball cards.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Magic cards

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Draft cards

 

[Barbas]

Dragon parts.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Emu trousers

 

[Barbas]

Giraffe pantaloons.

 

[Fijiman]

Touch poison.

 

[Barbas]

Free healing spells.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Joan Crawford.

 

[tilmoph]

A higher magnification scope.

 

[Barbas]

More grenades.

 

[tilmoph]

A bigger spoon

 

[Barbas]

Ten ticking clocks and a ton of tin.

 

[Fijiman]

A glass chair.

 

[Barbas]

Ducks, ducks, ducks.