The person above me secretly wishes for....

[Barbas]

A hundred legions of janitors.

 

[Dalek Caan]

A full contingent of BoS Paladins.

 

[Barbas]

Balls of steel, just like those paladins have.

 

[Wintermute_v1legacy]

A world without dick pics.

 

[Barbas]

A world in which all couriers and postal workers are cats.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

a sweet hat

 

[Barbas]

Fruit bats.

 

[Fijiman]

A waffle iron that spits out waffles in the shape of George Clooney.

 

[Barbas]

Five more fingers on top of his head, so he looks like Feathers McGraw.

 

[Fijiman]

Cherries.

 

[Barbas]

Bingo cards.

 

[Fijiman]

Moon cheese.

 

[Barbas]

Some Rathians, whatever those are.

 

[Wintermute_v1legacy]

More twitter followers

 

[Barbas]

The secret of great KFC.

 

[dalek sec]

A hot shower.

 

[Barbas]

Golden retrievers.

 

[Wintermute_v1legacy]

More TV shows featuring rainbow colored dildos.

 

[Barbas]

A necklace of mouse heads.

 

[Fijiman]

Securitrons all loaded with Victor's personality.