The person above me secretly wishes for....

[mParadox]

Will make a prosthetic ankle for a price.

...

ON YOUR HEAD.

 

[The Night Angel]

Secretly wishes he had an infinite supply of Gorillaz tissues

 

[WiccaVamp]

Secretly wishes to have the same clothing designer as Lady Gaga.

 

[mParadox]

Secretly wishes to fire clothing designers for being fabulous.

 

[mParadox]

Knows my plans regarding this endeavour.

 

[StormShaun]

To grow shorter and become his inner self. A MIDGET!

 

[mParadox]

Pfft. You clearly have not understood the awesomeness of Tyrion. <.<

 

[Fijiman]

To have a new 2X4.

 

[mParadox]

To obtain the old 4X2.

 

[Kuroneko97]

To conquer every dimension that ever existed EVER.

[small]Ever.[/small]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To conquer my pocket dimension.

 

[Fijiman]

To live in a dimension made of butter.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To die on the summit of Mt. Fuji.

 

[Fijiman]

To quit two feet away from the summit of Mt. Everest.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To be the first to pilot a submarine in outer space.

 

[Fijiman]

To be the head janitor of the first off-planet hotel.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To be a maid.

 

[Fijiman]

To be the guy who puts the little chocolates on the pillows.

 

[mParadox]

To be the guy to steal money from under the pillows.