The predict-the-sequel game

[atomictoast]

Guitar Hero 32: Rock N' Roll Legends
-A Weak Supply of 80 songs with limited DLC
-As much copying Rock Band as possible
-New models attempting to make more realism, and making it look worse
-You can play as My Chemical Romance
-Won't be compatible with any previous game's songs
-Will include a new gimmick mode that will never be seen after this game
-Will sell billions of copies worldwide

Yes, there was a bit of Rock Band fanboyism, but Activision ruined what was my favorite franchise pretty much ever. I play Guitar Hero tournaments and ect, and I really do LOVE these games, but 2 was the peak, 3 was acceptable but not great, and past that point its just gotten god awful.

 

[the1ultimate]

Spore 2: Heat death
You must devolve into the most efficient cell to survive the end.

Audiosurf 2
You can explore a world created by your music. Watch the flowers grow, climb the crescendo hills, ride the beat rapids.

Duke Nukem Foreveer 2
Duke decides that a universe united under him would be a better place. So putting aside his prejudices he decides to shoot anyone who disagrees. Release date: 1 year after DNF release.

Wii Sports Worldwide
A collection of mini-games based on the Wii motion-sensor technology, drawing inspiration for the games from about 5 non-American countries (Canada, UK, Australia, New Zealand, Japan).

 

[Pyre00]

RapeLay 2:
Rape

 

[Spaceman_Spiff]

inFamous 2 Spoilers

-You get hit on the head, lose all your powers and automatically go back to neutral karma.
-The "Beast" shows up but when you kill him you realise he wasn't the main baddie.
-Zeke dies but you can kill him.
-The psychic Hobo Alden lives on because you said "Theres no way he could have survived that fall!" its stupid in horror movies and it'll be stupid here.
-The game may still be good but but will have a terrible mutiplayer.

I actually loved inFamous by the way.

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

Metroid: Other M

- You will lose all powerups at the beginning of the game because of some stupid, contrived reason.
- You will have to gather powerups like missiles, bombs, varia suit, ice beam, screwattack and so on ... each unlocking new areas for you to visit.
- You will fight metroids.
- You will fight Ridley as a second-to-last boss.
- Beating the game in X time with X items will give you pinups of a progessively scantier clad Samus.

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Audiosurf 2
You can explore a world created by your music. Watch the flowers grow, climb the crescendo hills, ride the beat rapids.

That would actually be quite cool.

Counter Strike Source 2: You will shoot people in order to save or blow up the world.
Team Fortress 3: You will shoot people because they are trying to stop you doing your job. By shooting you.
Unreal Tournament 4: You will shoot people in order to be the best at shooting people


Super Mario Galaxy 2: You fly around. You jump on things. You kill Bowser in a piss easy boss fight and save the princess, Then plot twist! throw her into lava when she fails to put out again.

 

[Droors]

Call of Duty 10
You play as an American Marine in a grtty war setting, fight Nazis/Taliban.
Someone dies, lots of "No one gives a damn about us" cutscenes pre-mission and blood. Lots and Lots of blood.

 

[nick4118]

Infamous 2

Spoiler

You get all the neat powers you saw Kessler using, since he's you, and you have an epic morality choice system that is still fatally flawed by not having a middle ground. Oh and possibly time-travel.

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

Kingdom Hearts 3.

- Meet Donald and Goofy, Riku runs off, Kairi gets kidnapped.
- Realise Keyblade has become useless again due to Keychains being lost down the back of the sofa.
- Encounter new enemy after learning of Keyblade's downgradedness.
- Barely defeat new enemy.
- Travel to Disney worlds, meddle with their plotlines. Meet Jack Skellington again, bask in his glory.
- Meet with Mickey, learn truth about the enemy leader (Ansem's nostril hair given human form, or whatever).
- Travel Disney worlds again, meddle some more.
- Lunch.
- Go to final world, meet with Riku, save Kairi, beat boss.
- Wait outside door to actual final boss fight, gawping and generally being a lemon.
- Enter door, big boss fight, boss fight against thing that boss is a part of, final boss fight.
- Go home, set up next sequel.