The protagonist from the last game you played turns out to be your biological Father/Mother
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The last game I played was Civ 5, so . . . GANDHI?! Holy shit! Gandhi's sperm sure lasted a long time for me to be born!
Growin' up is a good life mate, its challenging, sometimes outdoors, I guarantee you'll not go hungry because at the end of the day as long as there's two people left in the house someones going to be making food for someone....
Dad? Dad? I'm not a little kid I'm a young man. Well the difference being one's respectable and the other acts like it had mental sickness!
I'll be honest with you my parents, take care of me.
I think that bully saw me....
"Raarghh!! I beat up tiny man!"
Yes, yes he did!
Feelin's! Look mate ya know who has a lot of feelings?
Blokes like mah dad's pal who bludgeon their wives to death, with a golf trophy!
Children have standards!
Be needy,
Be raised,
Have a plan to run from anyone you meet.
Dad? Dad pu- yeah. Put mum on the phone.
Dad? Dad? I'm not a little kid I'm a young man. Well the difference being one's respectable and the other acts like it had mental sickness!
I'll be honest with you my parents, take care of me.
I think that bully saw me....
"Raarghh!! I beat up tiny man!"
Yes, yes he did!
Feelin's! Look mate ya know who has a lot of feelings?
Blokes like mah dad's pal who bludgeon their wives to death, with a golf trophy!
Children have standards!
Be needy,
Be raised,
Have a plan to run from anyone you meet.
Dad? Dad pu- yeah. Put mum on the phone.
oblivion
so im the son of a hero who saved tamriel, twice
but more impotantly becomes lord sheogorath
and somehow history forgets his/her gender, race, nationality and even how they did all this
last game that wasn't a blank slate protagonist
im the son of alcatraz
does that mean i can have daddys nanosuit now
so im the son of a hero who saved tamriel, twice
but more impotantly becomes lord sheogorath
and somehow history forgets his/her gender, race, nationality and even how they did all this
last game that wasn't a blank slate protagonist
im the son of alcatraz
does that mean i can have daddys nanosuit now
Hmmm, the last game I played was Vindictus, and the character my Fiona. That would be fine, her as my mother. She'd kick a hell of a lot more ass than I.
Aside from an online game, so that the character can have an actual personality, the last game I played was Pixeljunk Shooter 2... damn it, that won't work too well either. Ok! The last game I played before that was revisiting Red Dead Redemption!! Which is awesome. Having Marston as my father would be the coolest thing ever. He's seriously the best character ever created.
Aside from an online game, so that the character can have an actual personality, the last game I played was Pixeljunk Shooter 2... damn it, that won't work too well either. Ok! The last game I played before that was revisiting Red Dead Redemption!! Which is awesome. Having Marston as my father would be the coolest thing ever. He's seriously the best character ever created.
Well, I'll be a son of a witch. I sure there are plenty of perks to being Bayonetta's son, though the whole getting attacked by angels thing might put a damper on things. Strange thing, though. We only ever saw Umbra Witches; just women, no men. Wonder if this means anything...
Kratos. Doesn't surprise me, the amount of women he slept with in all those mini-games is enough to make Leisure Suit Larry blush.
My character from Mount & Blade. He's got an honor rating over 200, so I'd say he's a protagonist... Anyway, hot damn, I'm a prince with a massive army at my beck and call.