The protagonist from the last game you played turns out to be your biological Father/Mother

[goldendriger]

My dad is Chuck Greene from Dead Rising 2?
Does that mean im a little girl? =O

 

[JacOak]

My father is Optimus Prime?
What... how...?

 

[Harveypot]

I just played Duke Nukem 3D.
Hail to the prince, baby!

 

[JayOwnAss]

Marcus Fenix.....

I mean....really?

I just hope I don't develop the same heavy steroid-addiction. But it would definitley explain my lack of mathematical skills.....

 

[satanslawer123]

erm a blood elf from WoW? does that count??

 

[Disturbed-Hell]

Well, the protagonist in DA:O is player-created, so the second-in command would be Alistair? At least he's smarter than my father-in-law and can come up with a decent joke.

 

[Simeon Ivanov]

Adam Jensen ... So he's my father even though he's from the future ...
He's born 1993, so if he was to be my father, he would get laid at age 2 ... My dad rules!

 

[Alkali]

Ha, sweet. The Lone Wanderer (Well, mine at least) would make a rocking mum.

 

[Creator002]

So my dad likes bashing things into placable blocks to avoid the things that go "ssssss... BOOM" in the night.

(Minecraft)

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

Last game I played was Chantelise...

0_o So...how the HELL can my mom be a 16 year old girl?! I'm 23! IT MAKES NO SEEEEEEEENSE!!!

 

[Xaio30]

I am a descendant from Altaïr. YEAH!

 

[RobotNinja]

Son of Duke Nukem.

Awesome. Fucking awesome.

One of several million sons probably. I think the last game I played was Wind Waker, so yeah, my daddy's a little cartoon kid who can only grunt.

 

[SaraPohl]

I played armored core 4, where one amasses huuge amounts of money, between buying ridicously expensive pieces of robotechnology. That's be nice. Also, he/she (I don't even know which) is the greatest warrior earth has ever seen and routineously defeats arms forts manned by crews of thousands with enough firepower to decimate cities to ashes. I would be veeeery happy.

 

[Porygon-2000]

An Engineer eh?

I really hope the sentry building runs in the family!

 

[Kuckles]

So Shen, the awesome ninja-tank from LOL, is my biological father? Excuse me, I have to go throw blades around and fade through walls.

 

[TheFunPolice]

Dimitri Petrenko from Call of Duty: World at war is my father? BADASS!

 

[Darby]

My dad's a Team Fortress 2 Spy?
Does that make... My mum... The Scout's mum?
Does that make me... The SCOUT!?
AWESOME.

 

[khoryos]

That would make me the grandson of RIGGNAROK!
(I still love Brutal Legend, bus the haters!)

 

[HandsomeZer0]

I cannot imagine a 10 year old pokemon trainer who raids every house in every city for items to be a competent parent. However the regice he captured could be a very fitting father figure for me..