The Sniper's my dad (hope he doesn't get stabbed in the back by a Spy) and the Pyro's my mother...
And my half-brother's Spyro.
EDIT: Whoops, seems like, actually, my father's Geralt of Rivia from The Witcher 2... so I'm the son of a fucking mutant who's a witcher, and of a witch... so that makes me a witcher de facto...