The protagonist in the last game you played is hunting you.

[Church256]

League of Legends, Ryze or Annie. So a dark mage with the ability to stop me moving and rip me apart or a demonic little girl with a teddy bear thats 9 feet tall and has red glowing eyes that sets you on fire.

Anyone have a nuclear bunker I could hide in for the next 30 years?

 

[CrashBang]

Pfft, what's she gonna do? Portal me? Ooh, ouch!

 

[guitarsniper]

Soap. Just Soap. I'm FUCKED.

 

[Wackymon]

League of Legends, Ryze or Annie. So a dark mage with the ability to stop me moving and rip me apart or a demonic little girl with a teddy bear thats 9 feet tall and has red glowing eyes that sets you on fire.

Anyone have a nuclear bunker I could hide in for the next 30 years?

i have one made of bedrock. will that work?

 

[Nooh]

Revan... Might as well just lay down and die.

 

[Weslebear]

What happens if you were playing an MMO? Couple of million protagonists.

Fuck playing Aion.

 

[Kaervas]

...Alex Mercer?

Well I might as well give up.

yup, would you mind awfully if I tripped you to try to buy time to get to a lake?

 

[demoman_chaos]

GT5 was the last one I played, before that M2TW.
Not sure where to go with this. I am either a traffic cone that can't do anything but go flying at high speeds or an enemy faction getting trounced by the might of the Holy Roman Reich (my main rival has been Spain, who in the mod I am using have entrenched themselves in the Americas after I kicked them out of Europe).

 

[Issurru]

Spoiler: War

Oh dear ...

Well technically if he comes after you, don't we all die? Because if we do, thanks a lot

OT: As for me,

Spoiler: Geralt

Geralt, I'm pretty much fucked. Maybe I can convince him that since i'm not a monster I don't need to be killed?

 

[Phoenix_XIII]

Son of a *****. I'm being hunted by Aya Brea. I'm fucked.

 

[sabercrusader]

Marcus Fenix? Looks like I'm SOL then.

 

[Wesley Stephenson]

James Sunderland from SH2

I'm gonna be fine.

 

[Sumrex]

So the guy in the ACU from supreme commander well those 4 nukes are gonna look nice aren't they

 

[Nooh]

James Sunderland from SH2

I'm gonna be fine.

Mention his wife, he'll start crying and you can knock him out.

 

[Wackymon]

YAY!!! I AM LESS SCREWED, I PLAYED THIS GAME
http://www.gamedesign.jp/flash/chatnoir/chatnoir.html
now i have a cat stalking me.
he'll claw on my face.
and bite me.
and tear up the house.
that isnt that better, now that i think about it.

 

[natster43]

A lvl one Courier. It will be one crazy adventure. I also have the Platinum Chip. Time to buy me a dapper suit, a gun and start talking like a... whatever Benny is talking like.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

^ this guys after me....
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well Im pretty much screwed....i wont be dying what with Batman never killing and all but I am gonna be in a world of hurt when he catches me

 

[NotSoLoneWanderer]

I guess I'm being hunted by the spy from team fortress 2 well I'm dead.

 

[Nooh]

Son of a *****. I'm being hunted by Aya Brea. I'm fucked.

Hopefully in more than one way, hurrhurr.