The protagonist in the last game you played is hunting you.

[Sun Flash]

Ezio Auditore? The man who's job it is to systematically hunt down and murderise people?

Welp. I've had a good run.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

The guy from Condemned who stuffs his jacket with dead birds and hallucinates? ...I'm not very afraid, though he's pretty handy with a pipe...

 

[ProfessorEkim]

I was playing Team Fortress 2....

how does that work?
but even if it was one of the classes I'm still dead.

 

[shadowshian]

soo im being hunted by a dead detective spirit from ghost trick that can manipulate things at will. and considering if he'd wants to injure or kill me im screwed either case considering what kind of rube goldberg machine my desk is

 

[lionrwal]

I was playing Team Fortress 2....

how does that work?
but even if it was one of the classes I'm still dead.

The last class you played as

 

[SweetLiquidSnake]

Hmm well I guess I'm not too worried about my Sims in Sims 3, but the game before that was Arkham Asylum so I guess I'm gonna get hunted down and have my ass whooped!

 

[GundamSentinel]

So, the Prince of Persia is after me. The Warrior Within version. I'll know when to run when I hear bad metal coming my way. Maybe I'll build some spike traps just to be certain.

 

[Racecarlock]

Louis Lopez? I think I can take *Sniped*

 

[Bloedhoest]

Yeah...well, it could be worse, I guess.

At leasts it is done quiet.

 

[ProfessorEkim]

I was playing Team Fortress 2....

how does that work?
but even if it was one of the classes I'm still dead.

The last class you played as

The heavy.
Maybe I could outrun him...? well unless he shoots me, I'm dead.

 

[Magicmad5511]

Do online flash games count? Cause if they do then I have a robot unicorn from hell chasing me(Robot Unicorn Attack Heavy Metal). I'm rather dead, that thing is a destroyer.

Not counting that,I think its Noble Six for me. Well I believe i'm screwed, but really entering this thread most are dead considering that game protagonists are normally unstoppable to begin with. Could be worse though. I could have seen this thread after I got Warhammer 40K Space Marine in September. A space marine tearing through your house would be terrifying.

 

[Ranma12569]

well to be honest i don't fancy my chances much

maybe if i just run away or something?

 

[let's rock]

the guy from system shock 2... ok well he'll have to travel to the other side of the fucking planet and back to catch up to me when i'm on the other side of a single door, so i'm pretty good

 

[TerribleAssassin]

I can take him and his inconsistent voice acting.

 

[Dominic Burchnall]

Commander Shepard?

I might have a chance if I can just make it to Omega...

 

[xXGeckoXx]

Ohh god the kid from bastion. I don't think I could do shit against him.

 

[The Funslinger]

Alex Mason? Well I'd be screwed, unless he's the age he logically would be by this year.

 

[the trooper]

batman is hunting me?...nice knowing you all

 

[MurderousToaster]

J.C Denton. Yeah, I'm pretty screwed right now.

 

[Bloedhoest]

Commander Shepard?

I might have a chance if I can just make it to Omega...

Now, in a voice like lead slabs being dropped on granite, he says: YES.