The protagonist in the last game you played is hunting you.

[dpixie]

The leader of the Saints? Oh, I am so dead. I am going to die, if I'm lucky it'll a quick bullet to the head. If I'm not... *whimper*

 

[MetaKnight19]

The last game I played was Arcana Heart 3, so technically the protagonist is Heart Aino.

Spoiler: Well, if I put up a good fight she'll bake me a cake. Every cloud and all that...

Best Valentine's Day card ever...

 

[roostuf]

Wait your saying my avatar from terreria is hunting me! Oh fuck and he has the sharkgun.

 

[conmag9]

Neverwinter Nights 2...

So my most recent creation Barbarian/Frenzied Berserker.

On the one hand, if she gets pissed, I'm going to be in several pieces on the floor.

On the other hand, I based her off another character who is an incredibly nice drunk (and a total lightweight) and despises her sobriety, so if I offer liquor, I've "won".

 

[philip1228]

I was playing League of Legends, so I guess the closest thing to a protagonist is the champion I was. So Lux is shootin' rainbows at me. FUU

Off Topic: I got 2 double kills with Lux's ultimate in that game! I called it a double rainbow.

 

[SoranMBane]

Zero, my current Fallout: New Vegas character. He's the type that only kills people if they're a danger to innocents, so I'm sure it'd just be because of some misunderstanding and that I could easily talk him out of it. I mean, someone hires him to hunt down a 19-year-old girl? Yeah, I'm pretty sure he'd want my side of the story before deciding whether or not to put a .44 magnum round in my head. If he really did have a mind to kill me, I'd be pretty well fucked, but I think he's too firmly roosted on the moral high ground for me to be in any real danger here. Being flirty with him when he catches up to me would also work heavily in my favor (he does have the Lady Killer perk, after all).

 

[Knight Captain Kerr]

Well now let's think about this. My Fallout character: Jacob Fox, is essentially a mercenary for hire. The only reason he would come after me is out of benefit to himself--that is assuming I haven't hurt him personally--so, if I offer him a better price, then I'm safe and he's no longer a threat.

Check and mate.

But he's hunting you. For some raisin. So since he has to be hunting you for some raisin he must have been payed to kill you by...the guy who made the thread. I don't know.

You're fucked dude.

Big brain am winning again?

I am being hunted by John Marston. I hope only shoots me in the leg, ties me up and puts me on a horse to bring me somewhere.

 

[GartarkMusik]

Soldier FemShep from ME2. I. AM. SO. SCREWED. D:

 

[Terrorist_school_drop-out]

Starkiller... maybe I can tell him where Juno is and he'll let me go.

 

[Luke3184]

The minecraft guy? NOWHERE IS SAFE!!

 

[RelexCryo]

Nelson Tethers, Puzzle Agent, is hunting me? Somehow I doubt that, he is a generally non violent guy.

 

[DSD12]

So its either my warden from Dragon Age origins or my level 20 medic in Brink

I am going to die...

 

[an874]

Bayonetta. Well, at least I'd have a nice view.

 

[Michael Hirst]

P3P

It's cool guys she's already dead.

 

[Spaghetti]

Empire:Total War, playing as Great Britain.

So...William of Orange?

With shapely legs such as those, I couldn't possibly hope to survive...

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

The Kid from Bastion?

It's okay I'll know when he's coming when I hear the silky smooth narration.

 

[AbstractStream]

Serph? Serph is hunting me? Oh crap, I gotta run! He's gonna devour me D:

 

[Sarkimedes]

Damn...this is where playing KOtOR as a an evil character comes back to bite me...

 

[SamuelT]

You mean to tell me, the motherf*cking BATMAN is after me!?!?

Not much to do than sit and wait for him to find me then. I don't have appropriate resources to fight the BAT XD

I'll wait with you. While lying there in the fetal position. And crying. And begging him to be gentle, since it's my first time getting the crap kicked out of me by a superhero.

That's the fullest extent of what you can do in the face of an imminent ass-beating from Batman.

Maybe with our combined resources we would stand a chance...

Yeah, I don't believe it either. If the combined criminal elements from all over Gotham city can't stop him what hope in hell do we have? XD

"Steve(?) What are you doing with that diamond pickaxe? No wait, NOOOOOOOO!"

I think it would be a fair fight so I think I'll, ummm, run.

(Yeah, I've been playing minecraft).

EVRYONE, GET INTO THE BEDROCK BUNKER!!!!! BATMAN WILL HAVE TO ABIDE BY MINECRARFTS RULES, WE WILL ALL BE SAFE!!!!

Batman doesn't adhere to such silly things as rules. See, they are breakable.

And when things are breakable, Batman breaks it.

 

[KaosuHamoni]

Oh fuck off. It's Batman. -.- Why the fuck did I have to be playing Arkham Asylum..?