The protagonist in the last game you played is hunting you.

[Gethsemani_v1legacy]

Major Degtaryev from STALKER: Call of Pripyat. What can I say? I'm dead. This guy can kill psychic monsters and navigate hazards that makes an active volcano seem pleasant. If he wants to kill me, I'm dead. I can only hope his hunt for me is like his hunt for Strelok, one where we can link up and both mutually benefit...

 

[Takolin]

The kid from Bastion. As long as I block all floating debris from my room, I should be safe.

 

[Mezrev]

Well, I just finished the demo of Space Marine...

 

[WhyBotherToTry]

Subject Delta with 6 fully upgraded plasmids and a massive drill. Shite.

 

[Curalee]

Riku is after me!? No, no! Turn away from the darkness!!! Spare me!

(KH Re: Chain of Memories, R/R)

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

So I'm being hunted by a virus called the Superflu that is both horribly contagious and fatal? I hope Madagascar closes their ports, because otherwise the human race is about to get wiped out entirely. (For those who don't know what I'm talking about, check out Pandemic 2, one of the best flash games I've ever played.)

 

[xochiquetzal]

oh no Professor Layton is after me!

and when he finds me his going to torture me to death

with puzzles!!!

 

[Durgiun]

http://www.deadisland2.net/info/char/sam-b.jpg

Sam B? Well, I guess I could sort of survive. Unless he goes into Berserk mode, in which case I'm fucked.

 

[Shoqiyqa]

I've been busy IRL and have not played my lvl 232 mage, lvl 214 brawler or lvl 204 archer in six weeks. I should be glad, in context. What I have played: D&D 4; Rock Band 3; Flightgear. I'm being hunted by a Neutral Good Drow Ranger (backstory: he ran away from an arranged marriage) with a longbow whom I may be able to talk out of it if I can avoid getting shot, a tanned young lady in black and white plaid tie-top and miniskirt with FMBs who may or may not be out to brain me with the guitar, whom I can probably distract with offers of unique outfits ..... or a DeHavilland Mosquito. Well, an invisible pilot in a DeHavilland Mosquito. Erm ... I think hiding in a forest for a while may be a smart move.

At least I cancelled my City of Heroes subscription. That Plant Control / Thorny Assault Dominatrice was one mean girl. She'd have made sure it hurt. Then again, thanks to memory leak issues and an old computer, she has to disappear from the world for a minute every ten portals, so if I keep running in and out of buildings and changing zones she'll get sick of it and abandon the mission to go and blow up a major polluter or rescue a rogue Bane Spider or something.

PFFTTT, Chell can't lay a hand on me.

She can lay her hands on me. I'll distract her for you!

Oh dear ...

Gravity, wrecking yard's magnet crane or just a swim in a deep lake ought to take care of that problem for you.

YAY!!! I AM LESS SCREWED, I PLAYED THIS GAME
http://www.gamedesign.jp/flash/chatnoir/chatnoir.html
now i have a cat stalking me.
he'll claw on my face.
and bite me.
and tear up the house.
that isnt that better, now that i think about it.

SuperSoaker or a paintball gun?

I played Catherine so I'd imagine an epic pillow fight or something would commence.

Webcam feed or it didn't happen!

Wow. Bottom of page 5 and nobody's got a My Little Pony after them yet?

But he's hunting you. For some raisin. So since he has to be hunting you for some raisin ...

Just buy a packet of the things from the supermarket and hand them over.

 

[Vhite]

WoW. No one or 10 milion of them.

 

[JesterRaiin]

It's augmentent Adam Jensen.
At least it will be quick and with some luck i won't feel a thi.............

 

[Folksoul]

Wander from SOTC... Im doomed.

 

[Dangernick42]

The squad of Clones from Republic Commando? I may have a serious problem...

 

[Trotgar]

The last game I played was Deus Ex.

So, I've got an armed guy - who can use his augmentations to turn invisible to people and cameras, run fast, jump high distances and regenerate - hunting me.

Luckily I picked the hardest difficulty setting, so some bullets will kill him, but he can also make bullets do less damage to him (with an aug), and he has as many medkits and bioelectric cells (which give him power to use his augmentations) as possible, so yeah, I'm fucked, even if I try to go to our little town's police station for protection.

 

[spartandude]

why is it everytime one of these threads comes about ive played a Warhammer 40k game? Everytime!

Spoiler: Gabriel Angelos

 

[NerfedFalcon]

So, Tanya, Natascha and Yuriko, and an unnamed voice in their ears. ...I'm screwed, aren't I?

 

[JamesStone]

Crap. I was just playing Sins of a Solar Empire.
Great now me and Earth are fucked. I hope at least some of you can survive a nuclear bombardment from SPAAAAACE.

 

[ABLb0y]

The entire Jericho squad?

Shit...

 

[Orangejuicegod]

Four angry survivors after me.
I need to find some pills. At least that'll reduce it to three angry survivors for a short while