The Pun game

[Salmaras]

It's totally Pun

Basically, the person above you gives a topic, you give a pun based on it, then name your own topic, come on Escapist, man your pun stations!

The next topic is: Pirates

 

[BoosterGold]

Pirates or Ninjas?
Do we really need that ARRRRRRRRguement.

Next Topic: Toast

 

[crudus]

I have always found the inside of a bread cooker a little toasty

Next topic: cats.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Man if I chicken out of this one, you'll all think I'm a pussy!
Next topic: Sliced bread.

 

[BoosterGold]

I better CUT to the chase instead of Loafing around.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Next topic: Guns

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

If I want to win I'll need to be Gun-ho about my posts!

Next topic: Race cars

 

[BoosterGold]

Hetlan, that topic is palendriving me crazy, its really the pits.
Next topic: turtles

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

I'm going to shell you a little short with this pun.

Next topic: The moon.

 

[TheDoctor455]

There is no moon.

Next topic: Loading Ready Run.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

... I'm loading this gun. Get ready. Now Run.

Next topic: Something reasonable: Jelly.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Jelly-baby anyone?

(Not much of a pun... but oh well)

Next Topic: George W. Bush.

 

[Sporky111]

After the first 4 years, America decided to "dubya" their luck.

Topic: A Pencil

 

[BoosterGold]

Yeah it got the write stuff but its always gonna be No. 2 in my book

Topic: soda

 

[Dr.Susse]

This is a game I can get behind!


OT: When fruit get hurt do they need first Lemonade?

Topic Books.

 

[Spoonius]

You know what they say about ancient Egyptian books... they're a good reed.

Topic: Whales.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Its just like Neonbob always says, "Nuke the whales!"

Next Topic: Yahtzee

 

[Dr.Susse]

If he played cricket he only ever hit a six.

Next topic: Drink.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I SPILLED MY DRINK!

Next Topic: Daleks.

 

[Spoonius]

Most of these aren't puns.

 

[Dr.Susse]

What they aren't punny?

Next topic: Grass.