The Pun game

[Spoonius]

What's the difference between grass and trees?

Trees are green with ivy.

 

[BoosterGold]

So Freshly planted Grass, guess you could say its a little GREEN
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Next Topic: Fire

 

[Dr.Susse]

In local news a gun store has burnt down.
People tried to warn the customers there but when ever someone shouted "FIRE!" They were drowned out by the sound of gunfire.

NT: Water.

 

[TheDoctor455]

"Come" in... the "water's" fine.

Heh heh.

NT: Fish.

 

[BoosterGold]

I learned to play the Bass, and now I'm Hooked. I don't want to Trout my own horn but a Fin I'm pretty good.

NT: goats

 

[Spoonius]

Have you heard about the man with a beard and the goat?

It's very goatee.

 

[TheDoctor455]

They never could make it across that bridge.

Next Topic: Death.

 

[ringwraiths48]

I'm dieing to play some D&D.

next topic: Norse Mythology.

 

[BoosterGold]

The atmosphere in the Oden is very Loki, quite inTHORmal
NT: bears

 

[TheDoctor455]

This pun is unBEARable.

Next Topic: War.

 

[Krafty_Krocodile]

Its a little WARm in Afghanistan
Next topic: Bible

 

[TheDoctor455]

Don't make me take my Bible-Belt out.

Next Topic: Tom Cruise.

 

[ringwraiths48]

TOM, CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

 

[TheDoctor455]

Cruisin' CAPS LOCKS isn't cool, says Tom.

Next Topic: A Tool.

 

[Paksenarrion]

"A detached penis was found in the meat locker across the college where we found the victim's body."

"Sounds like *this* tool...(shades)...was too cool for school."

YYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Next Topic: CSI Miami

 

[TheDoctor455]

CSI Miami... no match for Dexter Morgan.

Next Topic: Portal

 

[ringwraiths48]

I feel like i should PUNish Gladus for lying to me about the cake.

Next Topic: Xbox Live

 

[Dr.Susse]

What do you call the latest gaming dance craze?

Xbox Jive.......... Thank you.


Next topic: Cats.

 

[crewman_number_6]

Wow, all of these I Can Haz Cheeseburger imatators are a CATastrophe.

Next topic: the legal system

 

[Dr.Susse]

I'm being sued so I spent all day next to the sewing machine preparing my lawsuit.

Next topic: ball.