Ok people this one is going to be simple. We needs puns, and lots of them.
Pick the newest topic, launch puns until there are no good puns left. Repeat. The people who come up with the best puns get unimaginable bragging rights, fame, and my admiration.
Topic 1: A baker was cooking his dough when a robber entered the bakery through the back door. The robber asked the baker to empty the cash register, but the shop hadn't even opened yet and the register was empty. The robber escaped empty handed, but was later arrested and left to rot.
As an example: The robbers plan was clearly HALF BAKED. The baker should have given the poor guy some bread at YEAST.
Ok so i'm not the greatest punnesuer, but who dares attempt to top me?
Topic 2: An army soldier is attempting to regroup with his mates when he gets shot in the back. By his own team. Now he is being airlifted home in a helicopter.
As an example: I bet he is experiencing some GENERAL discomfort. Maybe he should FIRE his team.
You have to use the group topic, Aka bakers/Jail at first, once each subject is covered in excess we will start a new topic. Anyone who can outpun me on a subject wins.
Winners: Round 1 went to Honestdiscussioner for his baking/prison pun skills. What a RECIPE for disaster.
Pick the newest topic, launch puns until there are no good puns left. Repeat. The people who come up with the best puns get unimaginable bragging rights, fame, and my admiration.
Topic 1: A baker was cooking his dough when a robber entered the bakery through the back door. The robber asked the baker to empty the cash register, but the shop hadn't even opened yet and the register was empty. The robber escaped empty handed, but was later arrested and left to rot.
As an example: The robbers plan was clearly HALF BAKED. The baker should have given the poor guy some bread at YEAST.
Ok so i'm not the greatest punnesuer, but who dares attempt to top me?
Topic 2: An army soldier is attempting to regroup with his mates when he gets shot in the back. By his own team. Now he is being airlifted home in a helicopter.
As an example: I bet he is experiencing some GENERAL discomfort. Maybe he should FIRE his team.
You have to use the group topic, Aka bakers/Jail at first, once each subject is covered in excess we will start a new topic. Anyone who can outpun me on a subject wins.
Winners: Round 1 went to Honestdiscussioner for his baking/prison pun skills. What a RECIPE for disaster.
