The Puniest Thread (Not Puny, But Very Very Punny)

[mitchell271]

So I know the Internet loves puns. For example, this

is an example of
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That's iron-knee, by the way.

Yes, I know they're punishing, but that's the point.
What are some of your favourite puns?

 

[ClockworkPenguin]

Damn, that one was pretty pungent, I probably wont steel that.

I'm somewhat biased to my own terrible jokes, but science based puns are particularly appealing to my jocular nerve.

 

[Odinsson]

This is one that requires a little context.

It was during a Mutants and Masterminds (basically superhero D&D) game. My character, Lars Heimdallsen (son of Heimdall, the Norse God) and his companions had just defeated an evil sentient book that was attempting to take control of the high school via the football team.

Lars, having just impaled the book with his sword, gave a savage grin and snarled

'Looks like you're going out of print!'

 

[Little Woodsman]

"What's the best cure for water on the brain?"
"A tap on the head."

And from my days of drawing blood...
"Have you met that new phlebotomist? The one who chews his pen?"
"Oh, you mean John Dissed?"

 

[Compatriot Block]

This thread is so small! Puny even! Is funny to me.

What sick man sends tiny baby thread to fight?

 

[ZZoMBiE13]

I was expecting this to be discussion of tiny things. As in things that are "puny".

 

[Vausch]

The Joker is only not planning a murder when he's riding his Harley.

 

[blink]

my favourite one was a bit innappropriate.

rapists are fucking immature arseholes

said some silly facebook user without using proper grammar.

I fucking love puns so I researched a website: http://oldnfo.org/2012/05/12/really-bad-puns/