The Queen Gets a Gold-Plated Wii

[Gaz_mcMillan]

bloody insane, and I defend the bloody crown, I think me and my squad should it not the Queen, what she done to get that

 

[Harlemura]

They should've given her Brawl with it.
Just because I'd want to hear her say "Philip! Philip, guess what? FALCON PUNCH!"

I do wonder how much this marketing move's going to help the game though.

 

[dalek sec]

Ok I want one, I wouldn't play games on it just have it around to show off to people. Maybe they can get the queen "No More Hero's" instead.

 

[Simalacrum]

I could NEVER imagine Her Majesty playing the Wii lol

 

[XJ-0461]

Look at it this way... whenever Jack Thompson or some other anti-videogame lunatic aims to continue their quest against entertainment we can say that the Queen plays videogames. That oughta keep em quiet for a bit.

 

[Mechanical Cat Fish]

"Big Family Games is the ultimate Wii game to get all family members, from grandparents to young children, playing together. The Royal Family is arguably the most important family in the country so we felt that they had to have a copy of the new game," said THQ's Danielle Robinson. "But we thought that Her Majesty the Queen wouldn't want to play on any old console, so an extra-special gold one was commissioned. We hope that she and the rest of the Royal Family enjoy the game!"

Right, because apparently, Big Family Games is the hottest piece of shovelware out on the market today, and we're sure that the Royal Family can enjoy the hunk of shit game because of their naivety.

Fuck You Nintendo and what you have done to the game industry.

Right, because games made by THQ are entirely Nintendo's fault. I would however like to tell all the casual gamers who decided buying games like this what they're doing to an art form which once had integrity, not that it had a lot after cookie cutter FPSs became popular.

On an entirely different note, I actually think that a gold plated Wii would be an awesome thing to have, just so you can say 'Oh, you've got a PS3? I have a Wii; encased in solid gold!'

 

[Sparrow]

I was never envious of my Queen, until now.

Screw the castle, screw the control of the UK... I just want that Wii!

 

[Sevre]

When is someone going to make me a gold plated headcrab?

 

[Hyperactiveman]

Oh Nintendo are going for publicity stunts now

Trying to show that their consoles are good enough for the queen eh?

I couldn't imagine her majesty using it either really!

 

[traceur_]

I demand footage of the Queen playing this. Would be freakin epic.

I too demand it, I also demand to see her slip after attempting to play bowling with comedy sound effects.

 

[ix_tab]

I demand footage of the Queen playing this. Would be freakin epic.

I too demand it, I also demand to see her slip after attempting to play bowling with comedy sound effects.

'Tonight, on a very special episode of World's Funniest Home Videos....'

 

[messy]

Be funny if she lets the wiimote fly out of her hand during a particularly vicious game of wii-polo (if that hasnt been invented its only a matter of time) an destroys some pricessless antique. And it makes sense the queen is pretty much an advertisement for britian (in terms of tourism) she may as well do Wii

 

[wolfshrimp]

She will never use the damn thing. With the recent growth in Nazi-killing games the whole Royal Family has gone off gaming, they can't get the hang of who they should be fighting for. Although Prince Phillip probably enjoy CoH: Opposing Fronts.

 

[soulasylum85]

gold plated wii huh. just reminds me of that old saying "you cant polish a turd"

 

[teisjm]

They think a golden wii can make a shovel-ware game good.
I wonder if they think a platinum TV will make Uwe Boll's films awesome as well.
Maybe a really expensive fur-from-an-extinction-threaded-animal diapers will make shitting your pants a pleasant experience as well?

 

[Pigeon_Grenade]

Son of a Smurf that looks Cool looking

 

[jimduckie]

i have a gold plated wii too as well as a gold plated 360 , ps3 ... oh wait a sec.....ewww! sry people been playing a bit too much lately lmfao toodlez duckout

 

[Valkyira]

she would probably break a hip unboxing it

 

[jimduckie]

hey did she get it for free? that's fuck'n bullshit the ones who can afford it easily but those who scrape by got to pay that's so wrong