The Real Ultimate Poster has been defeated

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Godly Poster

Over 15,000 posts without incurring moderator wrath. [2 year minimum]

An Escapist forum institution, the Neo badge, no longer represents the final word in being a rule following Nerd.

Spoiler: Now Smith is ascendant.

Any other Old-Escapists get that PM who want to chime in?

Why does this matter Redlin, its just a badge...

Back in 2009-2010, a 5000 post streak represented a huge amount of effort and the Neo was a highly coveted badge. Things are different now but at the time for me and others it was a big deal earning our very own Keanu to show off to everyone else. Times are changing and at the very least I found this amusing and I was bored. Hence thread.

Spoiler: What about the Neo?

IT WAS INEVITABLE​

The bar for snobbery & douchebaggery erm, FORUM PRIDE, has been raised.

[sub][sub]I kinda like it.[/sub][/sub]

 

[Saelune]

Clearly if you got that badge, you never said anything exciting. If you never get even one warning, you're too timid.

 

[Silentpony_v1legacy]

You have my sympathies. I can't imagine spending even 2 months on this site without a warning.

 

[Silvanus]

Clearly if you got that badge, you never said anything exciting. If you never get even one warning, you're too timid.

I don't think many people would accuse me of timidity, and I'm a Neo!

I did get one warning once, which (from what I remember) I think I probably deserved.

 

[Saelune]

Clearly if you got that badge, you never said anything exciting. If you never get even one warning, you're too timid.

I don't think many people would accuse me of timidity, and I'm a Neo!

I did get one warning once, which (from what I remember) I think I probably deserved.

Yeah but you're a master at saying what I want to say but smarter and without sounding insane.

 

[Silvanus]

Yeah but you're a master at saying what I want to say but smarter and without sounding insane.

 

[Saelune]

Yeah but you're a master at saying what I want to say but smarter and without sounding insane.

Some might say Im insulting you ;P

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

How do you people post so often? Don't you have rent and/or phone sex taking up your time?!

I doubt I'll ever post that much, here or elsewhere


[sub]Moo! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9iIgQN5uZE][/sub]

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

I got it, and I've gotten mod wrath twice. Admittedly, I deserved both of them because they were really stupid infractions, but I was youngly poster and a newbie.

Nonetheless, new badge. Wooh, I guess.

But, y'all know you can post fun, weird, and interesting shit without wrath, right?

Like, it's totally possible.

How do you people post so often? Don't you have rent and/or phone sex taking up your time?!

I doubt I'll ever post that much, here or elsewhere


[sub]Moo! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9iIgQN5uZE][/sub]

What are you talking about?

You can totally have phone sex while posting arou-

I mean, what?

 

[Dr.Susse]

I'd like to thank the forum games for 98% of my posts.

 

[Catfood220]

Oh come on!!! I've been here for nearly 7 years and I am still a long way off my Neo. 15,000 posts will probably take me until the end of all time to get that many. I (and The Escapist) don't have that much time.

Unless. I. Type. My. Message. One. Post. At. A. Time.

 

[shrekfan246]

Clearly if you got that badge, you never said anything exciting. If you never get even one warning, you're too timid.

I take offense to that, I've pissed off plenty of people in my time here without ever getting a warning.

In fact, I dare say that a lot of my initial posts on this website were borderline.

How do you people post so often? Don't you have rent and/or phone sex taking up your time?!

I doubt I'll ever post that much, here or elsewhere


[sub]Moo! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9iIgQN5uZE][/sub]

Serious answer: Forum games/user groups can contribute pretty immensely to post count.

What are you talking about?

You can totally have phone sex while posting arou-

I mean, what?

How dare you cheat on me and Batman!

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

What are you talking about?

You can totally have phone sex while posting arou-

I mean, what?

How dare you cheat on me and Batman!

What?

Batman got all moody and neglected me!

 

[shrekfan246]

What are you talking about?

You can totally have phone sex while posting arou-

I mean, what?

How dare you cheat on me and Batman!

What?

Batman got all moody and neglected me!

Harlot!

Doxy!

Trollop!

Trull!

Strumpet!

Why do so many outdated pejoratives for women sound like Pokemon names?

EDITOR'S NOTE: The above post contains jokes.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

What are you talking about?

You can totally have phone sex while posting arou-

I mean, what?

How dare you cheat on me and Batman!

What?

Batman got all moody and neglected me!

Harlot!

Doxy!

Trollop!

Trull!

Strumpet!

Why do so many outdated pejoratives for women sound like Pokemon names?

EDITOR'S NOTE: The above post contains jokes.

He's been spending so much time with Robin and obsessing about the Joker anyways.

GOTTA CHEAT 'EM ALL.

 

[shrekfan246]

What are you talking about?

You can totally have phone sex while posting arou-

I mean, what?

How dare you cheat on me and Batman!

What?

Batman got all moody and neglected me!

Harlot!

Doxy!

Trollop!

Trull!

Strumpet!

Why do so many outdated pejoratives for women sound like Pokemon names?

EDITOR'S NOTE: The above post contains jokes.

He's been spending so much time with Robin and obsessing about the Joker anyways.

GOTTA CHEAT 'EM ALL.

Dammit, you can't blame the man for being obsessed with someone who gave him a forceful blood transfusion!

He didn't choose the Joker life, the Joker life chose him!

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

What are you talking about?

You can totally have phone sex while posting arou-

I mean, what?

How dare you cheat on me and Batman!

What?

Batman got all moody and neglected me!

Harlot!

Doxy!

Trollop!

Trull!

Strumpet!

Why do so many outdated pejoratives for women sound like Pokemon names?

EDITOR'S NOTE: The above post contains jokes.

He's been spending so much time with Robin and obsessing about the Joker anyways.

GOTTA CHEAT 'EM ALL.

Dammit, you can't blame the man for being obsessed with someone who gave him a forceful blood transfusion!

He didn't choose the Joker life, the Joker life chose him!

This is why Batman and I can never be together, Shrek!

Him and the Joker are blood related now!

 

[shrekfan246]

What are you talking about?

You can totally have phone sex while posting arou-

I mean, what?

How dare you cheat on me and Batman!

What?

Batman got all moody and neglected me!

Harlot!

Doxy!

Trollop!

Trull!

Strumpet!

Why do so many outdated pejoratives for women sound like Pokemon names?

EDITOR'S NOTE: The above post contains jokes.

He's been spending so much time with Robin and obsessing about the Joker anyways.

GOTTA CHEAT 'EM ALL.

Dammit, you can't blame the man for being obsessed with someone who gave him a forceful blood transfusion!

He didn't choose the Joker life, the Joker life chose him!

This is why Batman and I can never be together, Shrek!

Him and the Joker are blood related now!

Why so serious, Fiz?

Don't you want to watch the world burn together, just you, me, Batman, and the Joker?

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

What are you talking about?

You can totally have phone sex while posting arou-

I mean, what?

How dare you cheat on me and Batman!

What?

Batman got all moody and neglected me!

Harlot!

Doxy!

Trollop!

Trull!

Strumpet!

Why do so many outdated pejoratives for women sound like Pokemon names?

EDITOR'S NOTE: The above post contains jokes.

He's been spending so much time with Robin and obsessing about the Joker anyways.

GOTTA CHEAT 'EM ALL.

Dammit, you can't blame the man for being obsessed with someone who gave him a forceful blood transfusion!

He didn't choose the Joker life, the Joker life chose him!

This is why Batman and I can never be together, Shrek!

Him and the Joker are blood related now!

Why so serious, Fiz?

Don't you want to watch the world burn together, just you, me, Batman, and the Joker?

Far too crowded, if I'm honest.

I prefer my world burning spectating to be a duo affair.

 

[shrekfan246]

What are you talking about?

You can totally have phone sex while posting arou-

I mean, what?

How dare you cheat on me and Batman!

What?

Batman got all moody and neglected me!

Harlot!

Doxy!

Trollop!

Trull!

Strumpet!

Why do so many outdated pejoratives for women sound like Pokemon names?

EDITOR'S NOTE: The above post contains jokes.

He's been spending so much time with Robin and obsessing about the Joker anyways.

GOTTA CHEAT 'EM ALL.

Dammit, you can't blame the man for being obsessed with someone who gave him a forceful blood transfusion!

He didn't choose the Joker life, the Joker life chose him!

This is why Batman and I can never be together, Shrek!

Him and the Joker are blood related now!

Why so serious, Fiz?

Don't you want to watch the world burn together, just you, me, Batman, and the Joker?

Far too crowded, if I'm honest.

I prefer my world burning spectating to be a duo affair.

Well, I suppose you could convince me to ditch Batman and the Joker.

I can fit "watching the world burn" in around... 6-7 PM, right in between "murdering Actual God" and "playing fantasy dress-up".