The Red Button.
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F##k that button, I'm not that sick.
Also, it says you get the car money, and house. It doesn't say crap about you getting out of the room now does it?
The only reason I'd take the money would be to help my family, so what's the point if they die because of me trying to help them?
Also, it says you get the car money, and house. It doesn't say crap about you getting out of the room now does it?
The only reason I'd take the money would be to help my family, so what's the point if they die because of me trying to help them?
I have children, and they're both still young enough that I can't call them ungrateful jerks yet. And my wife too. Its still early on enough in our marriage that I can't wish anything bad upon her.
That's not gonna happen until we're in our 80's.
That's not gonna happen until we're in our 80's.
Button, I have a very, VERY, large family. I could lose a family member I've never even met. In the event I knew them I might not like them, and if I did and felt guilty I'd just use the awesome cash to create a series of orphanages designed 'Put it on the Ritz' if you get my meaning.
I remember someone doing a thread similar to this a long while back. It was called "The Black Button." Youtube it. The consequences of this situation are a little different though.
I wouldn't hit the button I think. I don't feel like killing off a member of my family, it'd screw more than a few things up. The money would be nice though; I wouldn't have to worry about all my school crap.
I wouldn't hit the button I think. I don't feel like killing off a member of my family, it'd screw more than a few things up. The money would be nice though; I wouldn't have to worry about all my school crap.
The key. This is an easier scenario than the the black button. Why would I want to kill someone in my family?
Dammit, as much as I'd like to push it...
-Don't really care about most of my family
-Could use the money to help cure cancer or end world hunger or something
-Wouldn't have to worry about providing for a family
-Guns... lots of guns...
...I can't kill or risk killing someone who is neutral in my eyes.
-Don't really care about most of my family
-Could use the money to help cure cancer or end world hunger or something
-Wouldn't have to worry about providing for a family
-Guns... lots of guns...
...I can't kill or risk killing someone who is neutral in my eyes.
So let me get this straight: A large number of you would risk suicide to possibly kill a family and get rich? This explains the atheist asshattery on this site. I feel sorry for many of you and your childhoods.
In my case the button would bet pushed long befor the guy with the case and the key got to speak just to see if it would destroy the world
The key as I can always obtain money, a car, a home or any of those other things. I can't regain a member of my family that's gone.
"Don't Push the Red Button!!!"
*presses red button* "So why couldn't I press the red button?"
"No reason we just don't like people pushing the red button."
The sadist in me says we are all going to die and wants to push the button. The romantic in me thinks that not committing murder is a turn on for women so that part of me is against it. I guess my rational side is all the remains ... don't push the button it says. Wait a moment ... I don't have a romantic side. It's still a tie.
*presses red button* "So why couldn't I press the red button?"
"No reason we just don't like people pushing the red button."
The sadist in me says we are all going to die and wants to push the button. The romantic in me thinks that not committing murder is a turn on for women so that part of me is against it. I guess my rational side is all the remains ... don't push the button it says. Wait a moment ... I don't have a romantic side. It's still a tie.