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I figured let's just take a plot and make it sound stupid. I got this idea from a post about how FFX was just some water polo guy being dreampt by a whale (not exact words).

OK...so let me start.

ahem....Super Smash Brothers: Michael Jackson's missing glove playing with dolls.
 
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Devil May Cry, or How Oedipus got his Complex Back.

The classic story of half-Demon meets girl, girl impales half-demon, half-demon goes with girl to haunted castle, girl turns out to be clone of half-demon's mother, half-demon and girl get busy.
 
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Pokemon: Travel around the world, beat up pets in front of their owners, steal their money and then get added to their Friends list so you can go beat them up again later on.
 
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Final Fantasy VIII, X, XII: Metro-sexual men try to save the world whilst not having sex with the hot women they travel with.

Final Fantasy I: A Fighter, a Blackbelt, a White Mage, and a Black Mage run into a bar... ouch!

Half-Life: Silent but deadly.

Assassin's Creed: Retards only attack assassins.

Gears of War: A mediocre shooter with a Mother-F***ing Chainsaw gun! BOO-YAA!

Mass Effect: A mediocre shooter where you screw blue alien monsters! BOO-YAA!

Portal: Puzzling FPS that causes orgasms in reviewers.

The Sims: A chance for you and Jessica Alba to live in a mansion and have lots of sex in a hottub.
 
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Chess: D2-D4, D7-D5, B1-C3, E7-E6, E2-E4, D5-E4 (who expected this plot twist?), C3-E4...

Shall i give more spoilers?
 
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Ok, off topic I know but this has inspired me! How about explaing the plot of a game using the first letters of the title. Is that an acronym? So... take Silenet Hill. That'd be Silent Hill: Shit Happens.
 
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devilondemand said:
Ok, off topic I know but this has inspired me! How about explaing the plot of a game using the first letters of the title. Is that an acronym? So... take Silenet Hill. That'd be Silent Hill: Shit Happens.
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I think that is an an acrostic of some sort.
 
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sammyfreak said:
Chess: D2-D4, D7-D5, B1-C3, E7-E6, E2-E4, D5-E4 (who expected this plot twist?), C3-E4...
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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT! That's a bigger twist than Fight Club! I hate you now.

Painkiller - God hates you, so he wants you to kill Satan.
Return to Castle Wolfenstein - The Germans have genetically engineered soldiers on lookout duty to have a slow reaction time, so they report your presence about five minutes after they see you.
F.E.A.R. - Some vampire who controls an entire clone army decides to stick it too the man, and fight the power. The clones all like this idea. Said vampire is now disappointed that he's no longer a non-conformist.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - I forget.
 
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Metroid Prime 3 - Make friends with fun mercenary types then murder them for their powers. Feel remorse at the end then enjoy the naked chick shot.

Twilight Princess - Collect antiques and kill exotic animals. Highlights include a magic dreidel of death, empty bottles, and the ability to eat bugs.

Resident Evil 4 - A fun and wacky trip to rural Spain with colorful locals and historic locations. Ammunition and weapons not provided.

Bioshock - Experience brutal revelation after unquestioningly following orders and murdering someone. Reflect on this. Then unquestioningly follow orders and murder someone else.

Halo 3 - A 9 foot tall G.I. Joe and an ethnic stereotype fight to have sex with a hologram. No one is disturbed by this.
 
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Down down down, twist!
Down down down, drop!
Down down down, line!
Down down... dammit.
Down... shit!
Do... FAIL!

Tetris: Make wall good or DIE!!!!
 
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