The sarcastic plot topic

[Necrohydra]

MGS - "Brother! I'm going to talk, and you're going to listen!! No matter how much you try to kill me!"

FFXII - The tale of heroes trying to save their kingdom!...and two kids that tag along.

Super Mario Sunshine - I'm sorry Mario, but the janitor is in another castle.

 

[Minky_man]

NintenDogs: Because a Dog is for christmas, not for life

God of War: "Kratos, you have the strength of 10 men, but a child tapping a button over and over is just the same"

Tetris: "I want you to build a wall bigger than any other, I don't want to see any holes but heres the thing...."