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Okay, I couldn't resist, I have to tell my story. please remember that no matter how weird this all sounds, it is 100% true.
let me begin by telling you that I am a civil war reenactor. It is a hobby that I very much enjoy because we do see weird stuff from time to time, particularly or night sentry duty, which is where we take shifts basically just walking around making sure everything is ok, which we have sentries from 10 pm to about 7 am.

a few years ago we were at Appomattox, VA, which is were Lee surrendered to Grant, right after a short battle, which, while resulting in casualties from both sides, was more or less a massacre for the starving poorly equipped confederate army. My reenactor regiment portrays a North Carolina regiment. We are pure infantry, no horses or cannons or anything like that.
Knowing standing sentry would be truly an honor, 2 friends and I signed up for 3 separate shifts, one at midnight, one at 2 am, and one at 4 am. they are hour long shifts.

FIRST SHIFT
Everything started pleasantly enough. Walking around, just enjoying the night air, one thing that was very weird right off the bat was that whenever you walked down a certain road, you heard hoofsteps behind, you, but nothing really violent, just very slow hoofbeats behind you. slowly things started getting weirder. up on the ridge there was a stone wall, and at night, it looked there were cannons there, when there was clearly weren't any cannons during the day. my friends became a little anxious and started trying to laugh off the weird things including the white fog that would disappear when you got close enough to investigate what it was. I expected little strange occurrences like this, and was unphased.

SECOND SHIFT
Nothing really happened at first, even the odd things that happened in our first shift weren't happening any more, or at least until we got about 20 minutes in, that is. we were walking past a grave for a confederate soldier that Joined the confederate army on the day of the attack on fort Sumter. He was killed on the last day of the war. as we marveled at what a truly sad fate he had, we began to hear a soft, slow, sad, music, but the weirdest part was that we all had tears in our eyes. we didn't cry or anything, our eyes just started tearing up, which I found very unusual, because I really don't cry, even when my family members have died, I didn't cry. well, we moved on away from that area and were walking down another path, when we came to a point where the paths crossed. There was an old bearded man leaning up a fence, we say hello, and he looks at us, mumbled something I can't understand, and then smiles. His teath are HUGE, shiny, and very sharp. then he start laughing and I could tell he was about to run at us by the way he shifted his body, and when he mad his first step, I swung around my rifle, using it as a club, since we don't use live ammunition, being reenactors, and our rifles are about 5 feet long, and weigh about 11 pounds. At this point my friends start freaking out after my swing hit something that wasn't there anymore. meanwhile I keep my composure, knowing that nothing scares people more than seeing another person freaking out. I manage calm my friends by remaining calm myself (although admittedly I was scared out of my mind, and had a feeling things were just heating up).

THIRD SHIFT
due to the events of our previous shifts, all 3 of us take our rifles, and attach the bayonets as well, meaning we could skewer anything within 6 feet of us. we are walking down a high road and I have to tie my shoe, so I lean my hand on a stone wall, and as soon as I do it, I have what I guess you could call a vision. I am standing in the same spot, but it is day time, and I can see smoke down the hill. I can also hear screams, the crack of muskets, and the concussion of cannon. There is what appears to be a Union officer standing next to me, he, like me, is leaning one hand on the stone wall. we both look out and we can see the massacre below. The confederates are surrounded on all sides, and just getting destroyed. then the union officer looks at me and shakes his head with a sad, yet angry look on his face. I could tell he felt sorry for the confederates, disgusted by the massacre. then the vision was over. My friends face replaced that of the officer, and it is night again. My friend is now shaking me and asking me if I am ok. I am, so we continue. We walk down a sunken road that is lined by big trees. we walk down the road, and on our back up the road, while just scanning the fields, by the tree closest to me, about 15 feet to be exact there is a very tall, very skinny, all black figure that is just staring at me. he has four arms. I realize something is up and as I thrust my rifle with the attached bayonet at it, it literally jumps into the tree. I poked the tree several times with the bayonet but there is nothing there. (I thought at the time he was the grim reaper or something, but in retrospect when I first heard about slenderman, this is what came to my mind, even though he supposedly made up, you can't explain all the pictures and wood carvings) I am beginning to crack and I am visibly shaking. we continue walking along the sunken road, which ends in a hill a the end. we hear hoofbeats from the hill and when we look we see the shadowy figure of a man on horseback, holding a sword high in the air. we can see him easily because he is in front of the moon. we stop dead in our tracks. He turns the horse to face us. we start slowly backing away, back down the sunken road, back torwards the camp. then the horseman starts charging at us, sword pointed at a downward angle. Is clear he plans to get one of us with that sword and at this point our fight or flight response kicks in. I crouch down and point my bayonet upward, as I plan to catch him in the throat with it. I look to my side and see my friends are running away. I remember thinking that I would rather die than live as such a coward. as he charged me, I truly began to think that that road was my place of death. when he got close enough, I braced for impact and stuck my bayonet up in the air, but he just disappeared right when he was about to get me with his sword. I remember feeling very cold. I fell back on the ground and blacked out for a short amount of time, and when I came to, My friends were carrying me back to camp. I told them I was fine and I walked the rest of the way. They didn't see what happened to me because they were running, but they came back when they heard the hoofbeats abruptly end, and found me laying in the middle of the road.

I've NEVER told anyone this. nor have the 2 friends who also were there that night. we told the park ranger about the horseman, and he told us to ask his 6 year old daughter what she liked to to do at night, and she said " I like to sit in the field with daddy and watch the man ride the horse up and down the road at night." the park ranger went on to tell us that a Union officer on horseback was shot by a North Carolinian soldier on that road during the battle. He was dead before He even fell off the horse. As I previously mentioned, we portray a North Carolina infantry regiment, and our jacket buttons all have the state seal on them, making our jackets very identifiable as NC Infantry. I believe that horseman was out for revenge on a north Carolinian, because there are no accounts of him attacking anyone, and there still isn't, because we decided it was best not to tell.
 

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This thread never dies. Never.

I think we should change the topic of the thread a bit. How about funny commercials! Here's one:
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Yokai

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David_G said:
http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=20&weekday=tue
AAAARGH YOU BASTARD!

I was scrolling down thinking "This is all in Korean, so I can't understand it and it's only scary in a sort of generic way" and then OH GOD OH GOD SHIT FUCK EXIT BUTTON
 

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David_G said:
http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=20&weekday=tue
*claps* Well played Sir. Although after Higurashi, nothing comes close. :3

In other news, you'd think that after existing for so damn long, this thread would disappear off the grid. Good grief this thread never dies. Just sticky it or something. >.>
 

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Outright Villainy said:
thenumberthirteen said:
A picture so scary it scares you slim

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/lookaroundyou/programmes/food/slimmingpicture.jpg

Cookie for reference.
Hmm, I don't get it... I assume it's something basic I'm missing? like when I saw slender man in that photo and jumped like a little girl...
i think that was a "cookie monster" refrence but maybie im dumb XP
 

kickassfrog

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Hookman said:
Wow, its actually pretty awe-inspiring that the thread has lasted this long. I wish I knew any good stories to tell but none spring to mind (Except some of the more gross aspects of my cancer treatment). Anway, I'm going to go to bed now but if this thread is to be believed there's at least 247 creeps/ghouls/boogeymen/psychos/misc. horrors waiting in my bedroom...It must be getting cramped in there.
Don't worry, you're protected by the three stooges law
 

kickassfrog

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darthotaku said:
ever notice when your in the scary thread how every noise sounds like somebody breaking into your house?
ever notice how when you walk around you seem to see people out of the corner of your eyes?
ever notice how every draft feels like somebody behind you breathing down your neck?



Ever notice how considerate your killer is to finish your last post?
You mean like how considerate it is when Candle Jack pos
 

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Incredible Bullshitting Man said:
David_G said:
http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=20&weekday=tue
Holy crap! I thought I had gotten used to these by now, but no, still nearly soiled myself.

Well done, whoever made that!
I can't understand anything -.-
Is there any English version?


*Waits for David_G to spam more stories*
 

kickassfrog

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One day when riding my bike back from work, I noticed a man standing tightly against a building. He looked panicked, positively petrified. He was sweating bullets, shaking and muttering under his breath, with his eyes darting all about the street. I figured that he must be a junkie or something, but he was wearing a business suit, so he didn't exactly look like some lowlife bum. Maybe he was sick? Curious, I asked him "Are you alright, man?"
He immediately fixated his eyes on me and sputtered out "D-Don't come any closer!", to which I replied "Hey man... do you need me to call an ambulance or something?". He pinned himself even tighter to the wall. "N-No! Don't call anybody! Just get away from me!"
I began to get worried about this man. He was either tripping or losing his marbles, I had to get him an ambulance whether he wanted one or not. I pulled out my cell phone and flipped it open. He screamed. "No! Don't call anyone! Just... Just get away from here! Please! I'm begging you!". Something was clearly wrong with this man, I couldn't leave him like this. "Just calm down buddy... I'm gonna get you some help so just hang tight."

He screamed again, and stretched his leg out as far as he could while trying to keep his back against the wall, trying to kick the phone out of my hand, but I was much too far for him to reach. He looked up and down the street, and then quickly jerked off the wall and tried to grab the phone from me. I was much stronger than he was, so I had no trouble shoving him off and down to the ground.
But that's when I realized what kind of mistake I had just made.I could see a thick black line running down his back, and not a moment later, a pair of hands, and then an entire little creature, along with all of this man's innards burst out from his back. At first I had no clue what was going on, but then the creature told me everything. He was now inside my back, and if I let anyone see my back, he would burst out from inside of me, killing me, and possess the person who saw my back.
But luckily for me, he told me something interesting. If I could write down his name and get someone else to read it, then I'd be free of his curse and they would now bare him in their back.
Unfortunately for you, I'm not as nice as the man who had the demon in his back before me, and fortunately for me, you already read his name.
That's fine, I got rid of it by yelling 'Ouy slepmoc tsirhc fo rewop eht' while standing with my back to the mirror of erised.
 

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Ldude893 said:
icame said:

*Shivers*
[HEADING=1]AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH[/HEADING]




Okay, okay, I put it out of my system now. But damn, that is scary.
My computer says it's been taken down for violation of the Geneva convention. Haha, just kidding, it only should have been.
 

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VincentX3 said:
Incredible Bullshitting Man said:
David_G said:
http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=20&weekday=tue
Holy crap! I thought I had gotten used to these by now, but no, still nearly soiled myself.

Well done, whoever made that!
I can't understand anything -.-
Is there any English version?


*Waits for David_G to spam more stories*
There's no need to understand it, just look at the pictures.
 

Mcupobob

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My name? Well that?s not important. What is Important is my story and even more important my warning to you. I don?t care if you believe me or not but I warn you, if you keep going down that dirt road you?ll hit SlumLake. What?s that you say? Not on you?re map? That?s cause its Dinklin?s chemical co.?s dirty little secret, out of business now. They say it used to a nice place though even I?m not old enough to remember back when it was called hummingbird lake. A little local secret till they came in and ruined it, I?ve been told anyways. When I lived there it was a slum for the minimum wage slaves and white trash criminals.

It was a small trailer park with the population of 42 back in ?71. I used to live there as a kid. It was hell there, my father working to jobs and living in a one bedroom trailer, he was good man always trying to get me out that place. That?s not important though, what is important is Myrtle sharp, or Myrtle the Shark as me and my few friends liked to call her. An old lady, a obese hag of sorts if you catch my drift. Ugly! She lived closest to the lake. You had to take a small narrow path to get down to it and on that the path sat her trailer. She was famous for being a hermit in a town amongst hermits, living off her famous road kill stew.

Any time me and my friends tried to sneak down to old SlumLake, god only knows why we would even want to. She would be sitting outside her trailer and threaten to put us in her stew if we went any further. At the time we took it as a offense and actual threat, what we didn?t realize was that she didn?t want us falling into the polluted water. Sigh* god we were such stupid children. As we got older and dumber, we began playing pranks on the poor soul, till one day a firecracker lit the trailer she lived in up in flames. She rushed out wearing her signature Muumuu on fire. She? She ran so fast that she broke through the barbed wirer that surrounded the lake and fell in. Scared, me and my friends never spoke of it, and nobody thought of much when she went missing.

A week later, Ms. Button a single mom awoke the whole trailer park one early morning to find that her son lil?Hunter was missing. He was found outside of Mrs. Sharps burnt down trailer. In a pot of stew, bones, flesh, and his head with two missing eyes were all that remained. We didn?t call the cops despite Ms. Buttons protest, it was a shame really the criminals and single parent with children that were token unlawful from custody battles were to scared to have the police snooping around. When I think back on it now, the cops wouldn?t have been much of a help anyways.

With each passing night the killings continued and increased, sometimes we would find a stew others times nothing. People in the park began accusing each other and when the population went form 42 only down to 16 within only two nights, my friends and father included. I left with the last 16 of us. I managed to walk here fifteen miles and got job here at this ol? gas station. I can see in your kids? eyes this only excites you, you?re welcome to visit it Slumlake. I given my warning though, I just wished you would take it seriously.

Part 2

I?m a paranormal investigator. I know, I know. Not exactly a field taken seriously. Truth is I spend most of my time debunking crop circles and local legends. Disappointingly to always find it was some college pranksters or something as lame as the wind blowing in the right spot, making me disrespected not only by regular people but by people in my own field too. Well not this one. I was on my to go investigate a run of the mill crop circle positive to find out it was just a bunch of pranksters.

Along for the ride, were a couple friends of mine. Carson, a budding writer on spring break hoping to get a good sci-fi story by coming along with me. Sarah, a conspiracy theorist who runs a blog on various things and was coming along for a story too. She wanted to expand a section on her site to include aliens. Jacob, who is an apprentice of mine of sorts, he was excited to get some field work in. On our way to the crop circle site, which was quite a ways out. We ended up stopping in a small town, pulling up to the one pump gas station I went over to a old man sitting in a rocker outside the store and decided to here his story. He told a fantastic legend about a place called SlumLake.

Ignoring his warnings, we marked on our map were the apparent location to this Slumlake was we the intent of heading out there the next day. Finding a nice little hotel to stay at we hunkered in for the night. Sarah was a little disappointed by this detour as it had nothing to do with Aliens. Since she was along for the ride though, and the rest of our group was ecstatic about going she had no choice but to allow our detour. We awoke around ten, packed up and headed out to SlumLake. On the way there, passing the gas station we could see the old man shaking his head disappointingly. A worried feeling washed over me as we began to near but I shook it off. Jacob?s excitement was enough to get me reinvigorate about the trip.

It surprisingly wasn?t hard to find. Just like the old man said, an abandon trailer park. Carson, whom always carried around a green little notebook, was writing down everything he saw. Most of the homes were unlocked. Some even had the doors wide open. Though run downed they still were full furnished. It was spooky and just the paranormal I needed to get my ?career? back on track. We eventually found the narrow path to the lake that the old man was talking about. As we traveled down the narrow path we came to a little opening with the skeleton of a burnt down trailer sitting in the middle of a lush little meadow. There wasn?t much there, the only thing that wasn?t burnt was a little kitchen with rusty cutlery lying about.

Carson was writing in his notebook furiously, pausing to look up every now and then and take in the disturbing scene. Jacob was taking pictures like there was no tomorrow, mumbling to him self. Sarah just stood there, with a worried and pale look on her face but said nothing. I poked around along with the others in till we decided to move to the lake. Just like the old man said, the lake was polluted. It smelt of decay and death, around was a barbed wire fence, and with a section of it pulled down like a large animal had ran through, just like he had said.

Jacob took his pictures once again, and Carson was writing and I was poking around in till it reached around four in the afternoon. We headed back up to the main site, only to stop by the burnt up trailer to find a bubbling pot sitting outside. The manner of the calm lush meadow always changed. It was dead quite and the absence of animals was clear. The meadow looked dead and dried up now.

When we went to look in the rusty bubbling pot, what we found was horrifying. Various bones, bits of flesh and heads of small animals slowly churned almost demonically in the witches stew. Carson, an animal lover vomited at the site and stench of it. Jacob took pictures and was almost sickly fascinated by it. The rest of us, feeling dread wanted to get out as fast as possibly before dark fall. We would have left as soon as we got to the car, but Jacob reminded me that this kind of stuff was my job. I managed to convince him that setting up some cameras around the site would be enough for today and we would return tomorrow.

We quickly set up the cameras as fast as possible and all piled in the car. I eased the key into the ignition, turning the key hard with my heart thumping. Startled by the engine starting, I let out a little laugh and so did the rest of my group. We quickly pulled out of the abandon trailer park as the sun was being to set in the background, Jacob being the only one to look back. We arrived at the Hotel, the innkeeper being some what surprised by our return. We were all a bit tired and drained form the whole trip and began unwinding our on ways. Jacob decided he wanted to go hit the local bar and we waved him off.

Carson was pulling out another notebook and writing once again, stopping every now and then to tap his pencil on his chin. Sarah, not so angry about the trip anymore, was tapping away on her laptop probably updating her blog and sharing her story. As for me I was reviewing pictures and writing down my own notes and hypotheses. As the night went on Jacob wasn?t to be found, sure that he would be returning later tonight in a drunken stumble we turned out the lights and went to bed. We all woke up early morning the sunlight lazily peaking through the windows. The first thing we noticed was Jacob wasn?t there. A handheld video Camera was missing form our car.

We asked around town if they have seen him, the bartender at the only pub in town told us. He told us that Jacob had convinced a local boy to drive him somewhere. We knew where that somewhere was immediately. Driving at dangerous speeds we made it to SlumLake in the matter of minutes. Arriving at the site, we called out and shouted for him looking all over the abandon trailer park. I think we all secretly knew were we would find him put were too scared to even entertain the idea in till all other options had been exhausted. Almost expected, outside the burnt down trailer where Ms. Sharp had lived there sat the pot. When we looked in it, flesh, bone, and the eyeless head of our friend and the local churned around.

We called the police as soon as we got a signal on our phones. The bagged up the stew confiscated our cameras around the site. After some intense questioning, they let us on our way and told us they would tell us if they find anything. We ended the trip and I called ahead to my pervious job and told them I wouldn?t be coming. The ride back was quite, our faces pale and our stomachs sick. It sounds horrible but I was somewhat thankful that Jacob didn?t have any family for me to break the news to.

When we arrived back home, Carson and Sarah asked if they could stay the night at my apartment. I sensed they were as frighten about being alone as I was, so I didn?t hesitate to say yes. I unlocked my door, tired and scared down to my core. I flicked on my lights, to find a small brown package sitting on my coffee table. I knew that shouldn?t be here as I had not given out my key to anyone. There was no sign of a break in. Cautiously I open the box, sitting inside was my missing handheld camera the one we thought Jacob had taken.

We plugged it into the T.V our suspicions confirmed as we saw Jacob and the missing local boy stumbling around the abandon trailer park. He was saying something but the audio wasn?t working. Ten minutes into the video Jacob begins running from something and the tape cuts out. The audio suddenly turns on again, and the camera is set on a table facing a sickening scene. The screams of our friend and the local boy could be heard, Hearing the chop of clever to flesh. ?In the stew? was being repeated over and over in a horrible voice. It was rhythmic and sickening, all of us unable to stop watching. I won?t describe what I saw, for it?s too unspeakable to mention.

Upset, we called the police that we had contacted in the town thinking they sent us the camera. When we asked them about it they said they did no such thing and had no records of the case that we were telling them. That there was never any murder and no investigation, they hung up and we haven?t been able to get through to anyone about this.

Just a little something I wrote up. Enjoy...

With love and fear -
Mcupobob.
 

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WHY MUST I KEEP READING HORROR STORIE I SCAR ESAILY the animal crossing one is pretty creepy
 

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The Slender Man meme reminds me of a story my great-grandmother (who we used to call tiny grandma, since she was Yoda-ish) used to tell about a monster named Long Jack. I know Slender Man was started on Something Awful, but certain images and aspects remind me of that old ghost story.

I should caution that I didn't actually hear the story first-hand. When I was little, we lived for a while at my grandmother's house while my parents were sorting out a divorce. My great-grandmother lived down the road. The power would reliably go out during big winter storms in those days, and tiny grandma would come over and we'd sit in the fire and wait it out.

The old folks would tell stories and read books. I was only four or five, so tiny grandma would only tell the story of Long Jack after I fell asleep. My older brother and cousins would tell it to me later.

Now, tiny grandma and the rest of us live in the Pacific Northwest, way out in the boonies. She herself was an infant when her parents brought her out west. They were homesteaders.

There's an old dageurrotype of her as a child, standing with the rest of her class in front of a one-room log schoolhouse. There are huge, old growth trees behind her and lots of dark shadows. It's still very gloomy in the winter months in the PNW, even though the trees are much thinner these days.

Long Jack, whatever he is now, was originally a person. I don't know his real name. In that time in history, families lived by themselves in the woods, miles away from each other. However, there were a lot of people coming and going (other homesteaders, people looking for logging jobs, prospectors on the way to a gold rush, etc.).

There weren't hotels except in the bigger cities, either. When you slept, it was either in your own camp or some courteous homesteader would give you a place to sleep. Maybe violent crime wasn't an issue back then, or maybe people were more naive, but the guy who would become Long Jack was a murderer.

There had been a great string of murders in the region; whole families were slaughtered. Sometimes Native Americans would be blamed, as there were still some isolated Indian wars going on, but it didn't really look like that. It looked like people were inviting someone in and he ended up murdering them in their sleep.

Obviously, detective work wasn't big back then. In any case, sometimes it would be weeks or months before they discovered the bodies. The killer would be long gone by then.

I don't know if this one guy, Long Jack or whatever his name was, killed all of them. He did kill at least one family, though, and was caught (literally) red handed near the town of Bellingham, where my family is from.

They used to lynch people in those days. Usually it was black people. In the PNW, where there weren't a lot of black people, it was more often Chinese or East Indian men. Occasionally they lynched white men, even though they had a proper court system at the time.

It was risky to do and the vigilatntes did risk some blowback, especially for lynching white men. The local sheriff, John Larrabee, led the murderer out of his cell at night and took him out of town with a posse to some cliffs a couple miles outside the south side of town. They built a primitive gallows with an extra long rope, with the intent to hang him off the cliff extra high.

The hangman that day was a local eccentric by the name of Dan Harris. They picked him because he was a retiard sailor and knew everything there was to know about ropes and knots. He volunteered for the job, too. As a sailor, he had specifally been a whaler and had a morbid fascination with flesh and how to disassemble and render it.

If the posse had known that, they probably wouldn't have taken him on for the job. Dan Harris didn't just put a noose around the condemned man's neck. He put small nooses made of cord around each of his fingers and at the end of each cord was a heavy lead weight.,/p>

Around each wrist was a length of rope with a heavy stone. At each ankle was a rope attached to even heavier shoes. The posse watched Harris do all this, but they did not know what he was doing. Even Larrabee didn't have the forethought to object.

It came time to hang the man and somebody in the posse finally pushed. The man fell quickly to his doom. The posse expected to hear the sharp crack of a breaking neck, but all they heard was the sound of counting, in Harris' low voice. He had tied the noose to strange, not break. 1...2...3...4...

They heard a loud crack, almost like a shot. 7...8...9...10... Then they heard another. It wasn't the man's neck, but his legs dislocating from his hip. 14...15...16... They heard more pops and cracks. His shoulders dislocating, then his elbows followed by his ankles.

21...22...23... Then his fingers dislocated at each knuckle, sounding a bit like popcorn. Choking grunts could still be heard coming from the man; he was still alive and conscious throughout this. 36...37...38... Harris' voice became louder as his audience became more enraptured in the spectacle.

When he came to 43, there was the loudest crack of all. The makeshift gibbet broke and the murderer, all the weights, and rope went tumbling down the cliff face. His neck and limbs twisted and flailed into impossible angles. In the darkness, they could barely make out his corpse at the bottom. It was a horrific sight.

His limbs had all been stretched to awful, fantastical lengths, all intertwined with the ropes and each other. It was too dark to retrieve the body and, by the next day, animals had gotten to it and carried it away.

This is where my great-grandmother comes in. They used to tell her the ghost of Long Jack haunted those woods, abducting defenseless people if they so much as set foot there. They said that he would count as he stalked up behind you.

1...2...3...4... She heard him once, as she walked the long distance home from school one fall afternoon. 14...15...16... According to the story, you couldn't look back or he'd get you. You had to run as fast as you could, and ran she did.

21...22...23... The counting continued. It was like he was whispering, but it was still getting louder and it seemed he was right behind her. 27...28... She could hear his footfalls; his pace was much longer than her's - longer than any adult's.

She could tell from the rhythm that his legs were impossibly long. His arms and legs must be bending in some unnatural motion. She got to the door of their cabin...37...38...and slammed the door shut. Silence. She knew that if Long Jack had gotten to 43, she would have died.

There were other kids that got lost in those woods those days and they were never found. None of the adults ever mentioned Long Jack, but she had her thoughts to herself.

So that's the story of Long Jack, as my great-grandmother told it...or at least as my brother and cousins re-told it. I don't believe in ghosts myself, but I always liked the story. I haven't found any mention of such a murderer in the local archives but, then again, I wouldn't really expect to. Some of the other historic names, though, do check out...

39...40...41...