The secret of the clown car.

[rancher of monsters]

CIRCUS SPOILER. As anyone over the age of nine may have guessed, it isn't magic that allows so many clowns to pile out of a single car. The process is still interesting, but it loses some of it's appeal when it gets broken down to a simple formula. Though I have to wonder, this is the first I've ever heard a clown say about this. Is he breaking some ancient taboo of the clowns? Will we find Bozo here, dead tomorrow morning, his body stuffed with ballon animals?

Edit: sorry, forgot the link

http://autos.yahoo.com/articles/autos_content_landing_pages/1800/the-physics-of-clown-cars

 

[Aurgelmir]

Where is the explanation?

 

[Wondermint13]

If a clown gets hit by a pie in a forest and nobody is around to see it.. Do people still laugh?

 

[SirDeadly]

Where is the explanation?

It's in invisible ink, get some lemons and a hair dryer!

 

[SirDeadly]

Double post... Ignore this!

 

[Mr Pantomime]

Obviously, Clowns have mastered interdimensional travel, but have decided only to use it for comedy, lest the technology fall into the wrong hands.

 

[rancher of monsters]

Where is the explanation?

Sorry, forgot to post it. It's in the original post now.

 

[Catchy Slogan]

Obviously the secret clown organisation kidnapped a timelord and over the process of many years forced it to reveal to them the mysteries of the TARDIS.

 

[Aurgelmir]

Hmm that is actually quite interesting (and how I imagined they did it. But interesting none the less

 

[RollingThunder]

CIRCUS SPOILER. As anyone over the age of nine may have guessed, it isn't magic that allows so many clowns to pile out of a single car. The process is still interesting, but it loses some of it's appeal when it gets broken down to a simple formula. Though I have to wonder, this is the first I've ever heard a clown say about this. Is he breaking some ancient taboo of the clowns? Will we find Bozo here, dead tomorrow morning, his body stuffed with ballon animals?

Edit: sorry, forgot the link

http://autos.yahoo.com/articles/autos_content_landing_pages/1800/the-physics-of-clown-cars

The next day, on the infamous Miami glade...

Horatio : So Frank, what happen here?

Frank : It seems like the first victim is the one who drive the car, the other victims are local clowns who instinctively jumps into the car before it drown in to the glade.

Horatio : Well, it seems like those clowns are...

*sunglasses*

Horatio : HONK!