The Dark Souls universe. Fantastic.
I get to die a painful death and come back as some zombie abomination in a world full of Lovecraftian horrors until my mind whithers away and I become hollow. And the best part is, if you do manage to die for reals, you become a floating soul, forced to float above your body until somebody comes along and squishes you so they can put another point in Strength.
Still, dragons. And if I were actually there I would be able to pick up the gear the beasties drop instead of hoping for it to drop to the ground.
Well, at least I know how to get started, even though I don't have long. Karate chop down a tree, get a bit of wood and make some planks, turn those planks into a cube with some tools on the side, use some other planks to make sticks and then a pickaxe, then a better pickaxe, then I'd better find a nearby stone wall and look for coal seams...
WOOT! I'm finally in Gothem! I've dreamed about this for so long... wait a second I left my bank account in the other demension. Aw man, this is gonna suck.
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