The shore of Jersey.

[Anarchemitis]

Jersey Shore makes me think of this guy.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUAPDvo2UBM]
Gentlemen, Behold.

 

[Athol]

I had heard fun being made of it about a year ago, and being a man of principle I thought it was only fair to actually watch some of it in order to be able to fairly make fun of it.

Within 5 minutes I had lost 15 IQ points, and suffering through a complete half hour episode caused more brain damage than the adult lifetime of various drugs I have taken.

I would loose faith in humanity over this, if this wasnt already the norm on MTV and TV in general, if this were actually a new development, but after seeing this level of nonsense for well over a decade im really not impressed or more fearful for the fate of humanity.

Im just waiting for the day when they bring back temptation island and try to merge it with the mole and "modernize" the premise by ensuring one individual on the island has a incurable STD and the winner is the one who survives the island without contracting it.

That or Death race]

You only lost 15 IQ points, you're lucky...I forgot how to dress myself for a week after 5 min of that crap. I would watch Death Race type show, especially if those from Jeresy Shore where chained to the track as bonus point targets.

 

[Frotality]

no. im not doing it. i refuse to comment on that show in any way beyond the purpose of this post. i will not be giving it any publicity of any sort. i will ignore it, utterly and completely, as that is the only way it will ever leave; i advise you all to do the same.

think of the children.