A thief breaks into a house one night and starts looking for stuff to steal. As he's looking around, he hears a voice say "God is watching." He stops what he's doing, but after a few minutes goes back to his business. He hears the voice say "God is watching" again, so he goes to investigate. He finds a parrot in a cage who said the phrase.
The thief asks "Hey little guy, whats your name?"
"John the baptist," replies the parrot.
"Thats a silly name" said the thief, "Who gave you that name?"
"My owner," replied the parrot, "The same guy who named the rottweiler God."
The thief asks "Hey little guy, whats your name?"
"John the baptist," replies the parrot.
"Thats a silly name" said the thief, "Who gave you that name?"
"My owner," replied the parrot, "The same guy who named the rottweiler God."