the small things that have been ruined for you

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WolfMage

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Soushi said:
Coats, a nice, simple cloth or corduroy coat. they are almost impossible to find, good ones anyway. No, now it has to be:
"Plastic fiber weave with seven layers of 'space age' technology warmth, made from so many oil by-products it could power a SUV for a F*cking MONTH!. This Jacket comes with a built in heater and cooler, along with coffeemaker, washer dryer set, tea kettle and a fucking KITCHEN SINK!. The sleeves and hood can be removed because that's what we f*cking need, more zippers on a supposedly water-proof coat. This model also has three zippers and two sets of buttons, and that's just on the front. Over a dozen bloody pockets, so if you stuck your wallet in a secret pocket to be clever, finding it will be a week long fucking odyssey. And heaven forbid you want to put it on quietly, this little jewel will create some much noise when you take it out of the closet (where it takes up a quarter of the bloody space) that neighbors will be asking you to tone it down.This coat is fabulous for looking 100 pounds heavier than you are, and it could support your life on the fucking MOON, provided you don't crush your spine under the 700 bloody pounds that thing begins to weigh when it gets wet in a drizzel, and will stay wet for a Fortnight. On sale now at Walmart, make sure to bring your first born child for collateral. And the best thing, if it rips on a nail or a hook a a passing piece of f*cking tinfoil, this beauty will be impossible to sew back up because sewing this plastic stuff is quite IMPOSSIBLE"
I love you.
Also, get a nice French Military (I know, haha) coat.
Never fucking rips or what have you, and actually is waterproof.
And warm, too.
OT: The Twilight thing, the whole online gaming bullshit, buying things/supporting anything with money, all are now ruined for me.
Yay playing split-screen on a stolen game.
 

Soushi

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LordNue said:
Soushi said:
LordNue said:
Avatar currently. Just thinking of that word makes me angry enough to punch a baby.
*sigh* even us hardcore fans are beginning to agree with you. It has reached a point where people just can't accept that it is a movie and move on. Its almost like if you found a food you really love, and then you had to eat it once a day for the rest of your life, while listening to people endlessly bicker over whether or not you should like it,
Or just you know, you wake up one day and that food is everywhere. You get out of bed and HOLY FUCK someone replaced your slippers with pasta, you go outside and your newspaper was replaced with pasta, you come back in to find your cat was replaced with pasta and your TV? Pasta. Games? Pasta. Computer? Pasta. YOU CANT ESCAPE IT!
Well... i didn't think it was that bad. Besides, pasta isn't even all that good Avatar on the other hand- oh shit sorry
 

Distorted Stu

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Rave. This whole "only chavs listen to rave" thing has really pissed me off. Damn sterotypes coming into fashion and making people judge my music! FUCK YOU CHAVS!
Also, Raver. Everyone now just images some pill head.
 

Soushi

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LordNue said:
Soushi said:
LordNue said:
Soushi said:
LordNue said:
Avatar currently. Just thinking of that word makes me angry enough to punch a baby.
*sigh* even us hardcore fans are beginning to agree with you. It has reached a point where people just can't accept that it is a movie and move on. Its almost like if you found a food you really love, and then you had to eat it once a day for the rest of your life, while listening to people endlessly bicker over whether or not you should like it,
Or just you know, you wake up one day and that food is everywhere. You get out of bed and HOLY FUCK someone replaced your slippers with pasta, you go outside and your newspaper was replaced with pasta, you come back in to find your cat was replaced with pasta and your TV? Pasta. Games? Pasta. Computer? Pasta. YOU CANT ESCAPE IT!
Well... i didn't think it was that bad. Besides, pasta isn't even all that good Avatar on the other hand- oh shit sorry
It is if you're completely neutral towards the movie. It is everywhere. can't even go for a walk down the street, you know outside, without AVATAR being shoved in your face anymore.
All i can say is that it will pass. Soon the assholes who don;t like it and try to convince everybody else not to like it will find something else, and the fans will go back to just raving about it to fellow fans. You won;t have to see it again until the second one comes out *big grin*.