The Socially Awkward Penguin Game!!

[Pm0n3y]

You've all heard of the Awkward Penguin meme right?

Spoiler: In case you haven't...

Well, here's your chance to be like him!

The Game's premise is simple. one person posts a situation, the next person posts something awkward that associates with said situation.

Example:
Person A: You're in a room with your friend. He says "it's hot in here"
Person B: HANDS HIM A SWEATER (Make sure the answer is in All Caps for comedic effect)

Sounds Simple? okay, i'll begin:

You and your friends are in a heated Halo 3 match

 

[Jaywebbs]

THERE"S A THIRD HALO?

[sup] like this, I'm still kinda confused[/sup]

You sit at the table for dinner with your family.

 

[Aqualung]

EVEN WITH MY ADOPTED BROTHER?

You go roller skating with your friends.

 

[Sassafrass]

I CAN ROLLERSKATE???
[sup]Does this work?[/sup]

You are going out on a date with your girlfriend/boyfriend.

 

[Pm0n3y]

YOU RUN INTO YOUR EX (WHO IN WHICH, YOU NEVER ACTUALLY BROKE UP WITH)
[sup]y'know, somethin like this^[/sup]

you run to class, but get there late

 

[Jaywebbs]

TEACHER FINDS USED CONDOM ON YOU

You're going to buy a new car.

 

[Pm0n3y]

YOU GET THERE, AND THERE'S NO CARS LEFT.

You fart silently during a conversation.

 

[Jaywebbs]

"IS THAT NEW PERFUME?"

You Go to a Political Rally

 

[Nukey]

"WHAT ARE WE SUPPORTING AGAIN?"

you eat dinner with the president

 

[Sassafrass]

YOU EAT DINNER WITH ROBERT MUGABE!
[sup]Stop ninjaing me, dammit.[/sup]

You try to get a new job.

 

[Azraellod]

SO, WHO ARE WE RALLYING FOR?
SO, WHAT'S MY NEW BOSS LIKE? (at the new boss)

You go to prison.

 

[Aqualung]

TOO BAD I'M A STRAIGHT AND SOMEWHAT WEAK MALE, EH?

You join a conga line at the party.

 

[ae86gamer]

WHY IS EVERYONE NAKED?

You jump out of a plane.

 

[Pm0n3y]

YOU DON'T GET A PARACHUTE

You get into a argument

 

[TheSentinel]

GODWIN'S LAW IN 5 SECONDS.

Eat at a pizzeria.

 

[Pm0n3y]

YOU USE TOO MUCH GARLIC, THEN SNEEZE OVER SOMEONE'S PIZZA

You sign in to Xbox Live

 

[COR 2000]

WHY DON'T I HAVE ANYONE TO PLAY WITH?!

You go to a tea-party.
(Modern day. mind you.)

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

IT'S NOT A TEA PARTY, PEOPLE JUST WANTED TO SEE YOU IN FANCY CLOTHING TO BLACKMAIL YOU

You go to work.

 

[Pm0n3y]

IT'S SUNDAY. YOUR JOB IS CLOSED TO TODAY.

You tell a funny joke

 

[LockHeart]

IT'S A RACIST JOKE. A BLACK MAN IS STANDING BEHIND YOU.

You get a seat on the bus.