"JASON! Meeting in twenty minutes!" Patriot almost yelled as he slammed Jason's door open. He walked over to the sleeping Jason and shook the bed repeatedly until it completely broke into a bunch of pieces, "Ah I see you're awake now. Good, twenty minutes! Lounge! Important!"
He then moved on to Garrus' room and busted inside. "Garrus! Lounge, twenty minutes. Important meeti- oh you're dyeing your hair again. Ah what a lovely shade of purple. I really liked it when it was blue, very nice. Oh, silly me best stop before I go into a long story of mine. Anyways, twenty minutes. Oh you also look very good Garrus, I see you've been working out, though you still haven't gotten rid of those love handles-" Patriot was then pushed out of the room by Garrus, getting yelled at by him the whole time about privacy.
"How rude, kids these days," Patriot said as he went down the hall to the next poor sap.