I told my family to either bury me in the backyard, or throw me to the wolves to save money. i wouldn't want to leave my family bankrupt as my last act in the world.
Anyway IF I had a funeral because, I dunno, some guy wanted to be an asshole and get me one, I'd probably ask for "Gangnam Style" to be played because I hate that song, so that will be their punishment for giving me a funeral! Ha!