The Sorrow Rants On Twilight, Because He Has Nothing Better To Do

[LewsTherin]

Vampires disentigrate because they are hyper-sensitive to our suns alpha radiation. They do not "sparkle", except for maybe like a fraction of a second and you might get a glimpse of the very first fire wave under the skin.

Besides that, I tried to read it cuz the day before I read a book about vampires (WAY better, although name escapes me) and i thought "hey this looks cool"... Two seconds later I nearly commited arson, but my matches were damp.

That's why I carry a Bic. Those things always light.

Meh. Zippos are more reliable-I MEAN WHY EVER WOULD YOU WANT TO COMMIT ARSON.

 

[qbert4ever]

Vampires disentigrate because they are hyper-sensitive to our suns alpha radiation. They do not "sparkle", except for maybe like a fraction of a second and you might get a glimpse of the very first fire wave under the skin.

Besides that, I tried to read it cuz the day before I read a book about vampires (WAY better, although name escapes me) and i thought "hey this looks cool"... Two seconds later I nearly commited arson, but my matches were damp.

That's why I carry a Bic. Those things always light.

Meh. Zippos are more reliable-I MEAN WHY EVER WOULD YOU WANT TO COMMIT ARSON.

No jury in the world would convict him. Unless they were all teenage girls. In which case he would get a life sentence, if not the chair.

Eh, I think it would be worth it.