The stats you would like to see about yourself when you die

[IceForce]

By "stats" I mean things like this:

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Let's assume you get presented with a big stats screen about yourself when you die. Which stats would you be most interested in seeing?

Obviously there won't be "People killed" (I hope), but what real-world stats about yourself would you want to see?

Hours slept? Hours playing video games? kg's of food eaten? Number of breaths taken? Number of steps taken? Number of words spoken? Number of times you've masturbated?

Let's hear it.

 

[Queen Michael]

Times thought to be dying except actually alive: 1

And then I'd get up and have a cup of tea.

 

[Colour Scientist]

Number of Countries Visited: As many as feasibly possible, I don't have an exact number but the higher the better.

 

[Sleepy Sol]

Number of times you've masturbated?

Of cour- I mean, uh. No. Ew.

I think I'd enjoy seeing a lot of food stuff like how many Taco Bell quesadillas I consumed over my life. Maybe how many bags of Skittles I bought.

 

[Silvanus]

I'd like to know how many quests I've completed, when I die. And how many books I've read.

I'd also like there to be a karma-gauge.

 

[JagermanXcell]

A percentage telling me how much I missed in life. So I can bask in how terrible of a completionist I am!
Since i've gone without murdering (so far...), a Big Boss rank with the theme playing in the background. Time spent playing "good" games so my hobby will live on in good name!

Oh and a Mission Complete screen from Metroid. I want a pic of my good side before I die.

 

[Elfgore]

I've got some good ones.

Arguments Won Over the Internet.
Total Monster Girl Stories Written.
Amount of times I've Rewatched All of Inside Gaming's Streams.
How Many Times I've Picked My Cats Up Against Their Will.
Hours Spend Playing Any Of Bethesda's IPs.

I'll probably think of some more as the day goes on.

 

[Sigmund Av Volsung]

Hours spent talking about vidya garms on that internet: NaN
Days spent procrastinating: >9999
Hours spent watching Neil deGrasse Tyson/Michio Kaku/Brian Cox/Bill Nye/Carl Sagan talking about Physics: 42
Lame puns made: NaN

And other stuff like that.

"Time spent trying to get KoTOR I/II to work on Modern OS" would also be pretty neat, as well as total time spent absorbing media(games, movies, literature, etc.).

"No. of Days of being genuinely happy" would also make me rest easy

 

[Barbas]

I'd like to see utterly ridiculous stats mixed in with the usual things like books read, steps taken, etc.

Cat ears scratched: 18.
Cups of tea consumed: 5116.
Ducks kicked up the arse: 0.
Dog heads patted: 74.
Diddles fiddled: 1.
Fiddles diddled: 0.
Nirnroot harvested: 139.
Number of sweets[footnote]Because apparently that can mean both puddings and pastries! [/footnote] consumed whilst on holiday: 6,523.
Number of effs or jeffs[footnote]It means swearing. Drag your mind out of the gutter! -.-[/footnote] in a public area: 9,610.
People alienated with puns: 38.
Pills taken: 4032.
Secret mudcrab merchants discovered: 1
Times vomited: 14.

On top of that, it'd be interesting to see how many train journeys Iv'e taken and how far I've travelled on said transport.

 

[Malbourne]

I've been keeping track of that last one, thank you.

Number of OC's I've cringed at in mature reflection
Times I've regretted mixing soft drinks and hard drinks
Video games I wish I hadn't lost or destroyed
Video games I have destroyed and never regretted doing so

 

[Fappy]

I want to know human cats have fallen in love with me.

The number would be so big.

 

[Thorn14]

 

[Diablo2000]

I'd like to see "Number of people who masturbated thinking of you" even though I am pretty sure that that number is 0.
Maybe "Number of hours playing videogames", or "Money earned throught out live".
Number of times you´ve masturbated would be interresing too.

 

[sextus the crazy]

Oh and a Mission Complete screen from Metroid. I want a pic of my good side before I die.

Agreed. Completion time & rate would be cool.

OT:

Number of Hips Broken: Hopefully, no more than one
Number of Times Watched Madoka: 10 and counting
Number of Cats: We'll see...
Number of articles published in journals: hopefully more than zero
Amount of time spent playing videogames: self-explanatory
Amount of time spent watching videos of videogames: for comparison's sake!
Exploration rate: 5/206 countries so far, soon to be 6
Easter egg discovery percentage: %100 of eggs in childhood

 

[Auron225]

Number of Countries Visited: As many as feasibly possible, I don't have an exact number but the higher the better.

I'm with you on that one for sure.

OT:
Number of students taught - I'm training to be a teacher so that would be awesome to know. Guess I could keep a record of it myself since I haven't actually started yet...

 

[Colour Scientist]

I'd like to see "Number of people who masturbated thinking of you"

Ooh, that's a good one!

I'd love to know that, it could either be a serious confidence boost or soul-crushingly depressing.

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

Number of Sandwiches made and tonnes of potato eaten.

 

[Bocaj2000]

I just want relationship meters from everyone I've met.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

I've got some good ones.

Arguments Won Over the Internet.

haha oh that gives me ideas

number of times I was right when someone was lying to me: x > 9000

Money spent on Steam: $12,000

you're using steam wrong if you're spending that much

I have damn near any game I could want off steam...and I've spent maybe 1,800 dollars. Yes, sounds like alot but divide that by ~280 games and the average price I've paid is insanely low.

as for more crazy ones to add myself:


number of times tried using the force and failed:
number of times tried using the force and worked:
number of times tried going super saiyan:
number of reeses consumed:
total amount of dreams:
amount of time spent on rpg's:


then I would also like (as close to humanly possible) an actual rpg spreadsheet of my stats...

such as morality, strength,speed,intelligence,charisma, etc.. (at my peak physical condition and whatnot for the stats, just curious)