The stats you would like to see about yourself when you die

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

I'd like to see "Number of people who masturbated thinking of you" even though I am pretty sure that that number is 0.
Number of times you´ve masturbated would be interresing too.

ooh these would both be interesting too!

Honestly I don't mind if someone shoots some baby gravy or shlicks to me, but would still be interesting to see how high/low the number is.


the second one would be ridiculously high i'm sure...God would be giving me a high five wondering how I wasn't firing blanks by that point.

 

[FPLOON]

Number of times ma-

Hours slept? Hours playing video games? kg's of food eaten? Number of breaths taken? Number of steps taken? Number of words spoken? Number of times you've masturbated?

D'OH!!

Anyway... The real stats I want to see after I die:

Number of lies: 9999+
Number of truths: 9999+
Number of impromptu voice changes: 486
Number of secrets taken to the grave: 12
Number of random: ????+
(All actual stats may vary, of course...)

 

[VanQ]

Hours wasted on the internet.
Hours wasted in various MMOs.
Total number of levels gained on all characters.
Number of American girls that joined your raids just to hear your Australian accent.
Number of girls creeped out in real life.

I'll probably think of more later.

 

[Mezahmay]

Percentage of jokes made that actually made at least one person laugh other than myself
The number of times I've said "umm" to fill dead space in conversation
Total number of day dreams
Number of pens I've thrown out because they were out of ink
Amount of time spent watching loading bars
Total video game enemies killed
Total real life enemies killed

...and that should do it.

 

[geK0]

Pounds of bacon consumed
Litres of coke consumed
litres of urine produced
hours spent sleeping
hours spent awake when I should have been sleeping
hours spent playing video games
utterances of the word "eh"
number of buttons and keys pressed
number of people I have ever come into contact with

I'd like to see "Number of people who masturbated thinking of you"

Ooh, that's a good one!

I'd love to know that, it could either be a serious confidence boost or soul-crushingly depressing.

You sound like you'd not be disturbed at all to know a lot of people have thought of you while masturbating : \

 

[Aleenik]

How many times did I masturbate to a family member?
How many times did I masturbate overall?

 

[Kopikatsu]

Honestly?

'How many times a relationship has ended because the other party found someone better to be with.'

I'm genuinely curious. Because I know it's happened a lot.

 

[bartholen_v1legacy]

Amount of chocolate consumed (kg).
Amount of hours put into videogames.
Amount of push-ups done.
Total distance of jogging done (km).
Amount of curse words uttered.
Amount of self-mutilation -inducing puns uttered.
Total number of songs listened, including repeat plays of the same song.
Percentage compared to how smart I am in comparison to the rest of the world.
Total amount of weightlifting done in tons (any kind, including repeats).
Total amount of miniatures bought for Games Workshop games.
Amount of hours spent watching anything you can masturbate to.

 

[shootthebandit]

I'd like to see "Number of people who masturbated thinking of you"

Ooh, that's a good one!

I'd love to know that, it could either be a serious confidence boost or soul-crushingly depressing.

I can categorically state that it will be at least 1