The Strangest or Most Hillarious End of the World Event

[Sanguinius- The Angel]

Koalas, they will strike and you won't be able to do anything about it! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

PS: Bless You.

I.. I read that just after I sneezed...

 

[cp.06]

Koalas, they will strike and you won't be able to do anything about it! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

PS: Bless You.

I.. I read that just after I sneezed...

I'm not sure if I'm amazed or scared...

OT: Blown up by a Death Star, "a galaxy far, far away" my arse.

 

[akibawall95]

Rolled up by a katimari. weeeeeeeee

 

[Sacman]

I liked FLCL's end of days prediction... we get steamrolled by giant clothes irons...
I change my answer I like Drakengard's prediction the best...

 

[mega48man]

I believe the war between the Angels and the Sun will cause the universe to end.
You see, the Angels have been in war with the Sun since the beginning of time, the Moon being the battlefield in which the battles take place.
The water they discovered on the Moon? Yeah, Angel's tears.

that's nice honey, but that's wierd in a dorky way (because you pull in mythology and god and stuff, making it a legimate way to end, not a silly one) no offense. a correct answer would be this;

-Al Gore uninvitedly fucks up a peace treaty with aliens and the aliens kill us all....by throwing cows at us with catapults

-Pedobear creates his own terrorist organization, kinda like cobra

-someone actually gives a shit about the school uniform issue which creates a paradox and destroys the world instantly

-i totally agree with UFriday, hyperspace bypass, "we've got to have bypasses"

 

[Pocotron]

A genetic disease causes all future children to have hands...
WITH NO THUMBS.
Man, we couldn't even eat sandwiches! Think of all the impossibilities!

 

[Mr Shrike]

Anyway the most hilariouse end of the world would be by clowns.

That was a bad joke and you should feel bad... xD

OT: It's gotta be the Grey Goo Hypothesis. That stuff is scary...

EDIT: For poor coding.

 

[Zero_ctrl]

Division by zero.

 

[The Amazing Tea Alligator]

And as to not derail, another quote:

Our planet being destroyed to make way for a new hyperspace bypass.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the galaxy, gotta love that movie.

Fuck the movie. That is all.

I entirely agree. Furiously Utilising Cake to Kill the movie would be a great idea.
Though Stephen Fry was a brilliant choice for the guide.

I agree with Stephen Fry. Heck, if you ask me,

Martin Freeman is a good Arthur,
Sam Rockwell is a good Zaphod (but they need to get his heads right...)
Bill Nighy is a great Slartibartfast,
But Mos Def as Ford Prefect and Zoey Deschanel as Trisha McMillan...

... What. The. Fuck.

That guy who's being Doctor Who right now strikes me as a Ford, but I think the best Ford would be Bill Nye if he wasn't, like, old.

Frankly the main problem is that they wanted to change the sotry, but in doing so, made it shit.

EDIT: Morgan Freeman should be Deep Thought.

 

[Ldude893]

Chuck Norris, Mr. T, Chicago Ted and the Old Spice guy fight each other in Times Square, New York. It's enough intensity to destroy an entire chunk of the Earth.

 

[Sirpipple]

Its probably already been said but, Chuck Norris

 

[Isalan]

My moneys on the Furry Uprising of 2043. So much blood, so many strap on tails.....

 

[General Ken8]

A giant asteroid shaped like a penis.

Well it looks like Earth is...
Fucked!
YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

OT: Divide by 0.

That was really PUNNY!

MY favorite scenario would be something with massive amounts of zombies, where only the zombie movie fanatics survive!

 

[imagremlin]

The computer God is using to run The Sims, crashes. The world becomes a giant blue screen.

 

[Kryzantine]

This is easy. A bomb that causes everyone in the world to forget everything mankind needs except how to build stuff. When extraterrestrials come along to our planet, they'll see accomplishments in engineering and structure alike, a ton of great buildings, but nobody living in them.

This is, of course, inspired by one of the endings of Evil Genius.

 

[Wardnath]

Zombie apocalypse while this is playing. XD
Also, 0^0 = 1. O SHI-

 

[UFriday]

Here's another one:
Uwe Boll realises what he's been doing wrong. He instantly becomes an unbelievably good director and the entire world cracks in half with the paradox of it all.

 

[WaysideMaze]

Someone pulls the plug out of the bottom of the universe, just to see what would happen.

 

[GodofDisaster]

Haruhi Suzumiya.
Which is also one of the most surprisingly terrifying.

I agree completely, that girl could end the world for something trival.

Such as she drops her pen in class or burns the toast whilst cooking breakfast.

Yeah terrifying.

 

[Captain Pirate]

Someone invents time travel and accidently fast forwards THE WHOLE WORLD back to when the dinosaurs lived, and breaks the time machine, leaving us to get killed by the giant dinosaurs.