The strangest thing that has ever happened to you.

[EHKOS]

Pushed a bear off a cliff.

To be fair, that was probably the strangest thing that had ever happened to the bear.

I actually really want to hear about this. Sounds like an epic tale of manlyness and bear pushing.

OT:When I was a wee lad and just getting interested in computers I deleted my video drivers without knowing it. Later on, I was at a garage sale, purchased a used CD-ROM drive, popped it in, and inside was a disc with the exact drivers I needed.

 

[jaoblia]

Well recently i watched the Mr Kite part of Across the universe which should be strange enough buuuuuuuttt

Probably having the hives ,diereeah(however you spell it) the chills, an ear infection, and a fever all while watching a weird mixture of episodes of the x files, tales from the crypt and the twilight zone all night at age three.

Or watching Xavier renegade angel(anyone whos senn it knows what i mean)

 

[My name is Fiction]

"I know someone that was harboring a criminal from the State Marshals."

 

[Mosesj]

I used to sleep walk a lot, and there was this time when I just woke up standing in the kitchen yelling at the dog and my foster parent just staring at me wondering what the heck I was doing. Apparently I woke everyone up.

 

[Lilani]

This past summer I worked at Disney World, at the popcorn and ice cream stands. One rather windy day Buzz Lightyear came by my stand and handed me some leaves that blew off of a tree, as a gift. I told him thank you and I would treasure them forever. He blew me a kiss, and pointed at my menu. He pointed at the strawberry bars, and then held up two fingers. So I gave them to him, he blew me another kiss, and then he went backstage to eat them. I imagine he gave the second to his attendant or one of his buddies, but it was a very funny moment and rather surreal. I guess space rangers need their ice cream too

There was another day I gave Donald Duck a Mickey Mouse Ice Cream sandwich. See, because of all the attention Mickey gets, Donald likes to take out his jealousy for Mickey by eating ice creams with his visage on it. That was also a very fun day, and he gave me a hug later after he ate it.

I don't care what Yahtzee says, characters are fun--especially the non-face characters (the ones with masks, where you can't see their face). They are the ones that have the most freedom.

 

[GrimTuesday]

I painted myself completely gray (except for a pair of gray shorts)and took a walk at 3 in the morning.

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

I saw a guy have a very interesting heart to heart conversation with a dog that involved him spilling his guts like he was talking to a therapist or something; the dog was dead in the middle of an alley btw.

Not the weirdest thing i've ever seen but it's the weirdest thing I can remember right now.

 

[DSK-]

Pushed a bear off a cliff.

To be fair, that was probably the strangest thing that had ever happened to the bear.

Thank you Woodsey, that made me laugh and I needed it.

Please have a plate of cookies and a glass of milk on behalf of me.

OT: Loads and loads of things - but the one thing that comes to mind at the moment is when myself and my dad were going to go boat fishing. On the way to the coast one of the wheels of the boat trailer fell off. We replaced the wheel, and decided to carry on and had a great day out in the boat.

Then when we retrieved the boat and were just leaving the slipway the repaired wheel falls off. It was pretty funny at the time.

 

[TheDarklite]

I stepped on exposed wiring in my house, it shorted out the device it belonged too..... Yet here I am typing lol.

It seems pretty strange to me >.>

 

[Admiral Stukov]

After having been awake for 80 hours or so, I decided I needed to take my laptop and watch "The Core" on my balcony at 2 am.
Then I had a deep philosophical discussion with myself.

In addition to sleep depravation I had also been consuming large quantities of coffee more or less non stop.

If memory serves it started by a discussion, with a roommate I had back then, about who of us was the most nuts.

I won.

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

snip.

I just wanted to say you have a great avatar. Mine was 21 eating some pudding before the current one.

OT: I once almost rammed my bike into a group of German exchange students because a fly flew up my nose.

I got lost in the woods at night, and ended up eating smores with a bunch of kids on a camping trip.

I was hypnotized on stage as part of a group at school, and awoke to find my R.A. trying to give me a lap dance. (For me, horrifying. Sort of a Puritanical upbringing.)

There's a lot more stuff like this.

 

[Erana]

The intersection of dildos was thoroughly scarring. >.<

 

[SimuLord]

Strange things happen to me on what seems like a daily basis, but I'll hit the very best highlights:

- May 5, 1997. Now, 5/5 was going to be a good day. I already knew that. But it's HOW it was a good day that really seals it in my mind. I had a date with a girl...and she stood me up. So I walked back to the bus station to catch a bus home (I lived 10 miles from where we were having this date). Chatted up a girl while I was waiting for my bus. It just so happened, she was single, fun to talk to...and the girl of my dreams. I nearly married her (how it ended is a very sad story). So in being stood up I met someone who within mere hours of meeting we were saying "I love you"...and meaning it. Truly love at first sight.

Also, during '98-99, I lived in a place where my downstairs neighbor had an outdoor cat. The cat had a tendency to rest on the windowsill late at night...which was usually when I ventured out to a snack from this dive of a Chinese place that was open until 4 in the morning for no clearly evident reason (other than maybe the large number of potheads in the neighborhood.) I managed to train the cat. In exchange for a piece of meat, the cat would walk with me the two blocks like a dog on a leash, wait outside the Chinese food place (the---I swear I am not making this up---Fu King Chinese Restaurant), then walk home with me, only then claiming its prize.

 

[Jazzyjazz2323]

My family owns like 9 tortoises...tortoisi?And well I went in my backyard and witnessed what I can only describe as a turtle orgy.

 

[vxicepickxv]

The weirdest thing to happen to me? I think it was when I downed half a bottle of vodka, blacked out, and sobered up to a girl doing very interesting things to parts of my body that are below my waist. It is weird because the last thing I remember before that was being in a park.

Ah, the quantom leap. It happens all the time.


I have an evil twin, or I am the evil twin, one of the two. But that's not really OT, but does amuse people, with the mistaken identity and whatnot.


I traded 3 packs of cigarettes to a prostitute, and then after the act was completed, bummed a cigarette back.

 

[HT_Black]

Got some more:
My cat tried to make love to a turkey
Today, a chicken leapt onto my head and stayed there for several hours
A washing machine fell out of the sky and landed in the river behind my house
I saw Santa do a striptease at the mall.

I saw a pair of flying dune buggys go by over my house just the other day. One was painted like the American flag and was being driven by a man in a bathrobe and aviator goggles, while the other was painted like the gay pride flag and was being driven by a fellow with mutton chops who was wearing a fursuit from the head down. It's not the most interesting thing that I've ever seen, but it was definitely the strangest.

Isn't life grand? this is all that came into my head after reading that.
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you win sir. I would like to move to your town so I can save money on cable and internet access because just living there is entertainment enough

Feel free, but there is one teency tradeoff: you have to move to deep Alabama.