The Stupidest Thing You've Done

[C95J]

Well this topic was inspired by my own past week of complete and utter stupidity, so I was wondering what sort of stupid things some of the Escapist community get up too. So just post what you think might be the stupidest thing that you, or someone else, has ever done. Just for laughs!

Read on if you want to find out about my own stupid week (feel free to laugh as much as I did afterwards)...


...Well the first thing that happened to me was on Tuesday when, at school, I pulled the straw off my carton of milk, threw the straw in the bin, then by accident swallowed the wrapper. Oh how the laughter ensued...

...Friday night, getting ready for camp, burned my right hand playing the 'How long can I keep my hand on the iron before it gets hot' game...

...Sunday morning out sawing wood for a camp fire later that day, when I sawed into my left index finger by mistake. Good job my hand was numb from the cold, or it would have hurt.

The average 15 year old's life should not be this stupid, must improve...

 

[JWRosser]

During my Fresher's week at uni I drunkenly walked into my bathroom door and fell asleep as blood dripped down my face. Now I have a nice scar above my eye forever and ever.

On Friday night one of my flatmates headbutted his wall for no apparent reason and fucked his face up.

 

[Slavik_91]

I've................bought Spore.

 

[Lust]

I closed a car door on my finger once.........left my finger all red and throbbing.....>_<

 

[Tartarga]

Touched the cigarette lighter thingy in my car out of boredom. Hurt like hell.

 

[Random Argument Man]

Created an obsession for a girl that lasted 4 years.

Pretty much every guy makes the same error, but the time span of my obsession was my stupidity.

We have to realize that there's always a girl that you won't have even if she looks perfect.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Absinthe.

I woke up in a totally different town to where I started, still drunk, and after having a chat with a gnome, I wandered off in the freezing night to find somewhere warm to stay.

 

[The_Jock]

Absinthe.

I woke up in a totally different town to where I started, still drunk, and after having a chat with a gnome, I wandered off in the freezing night to find somewhere warm to stay.

This remind me of the time me and my friends dared each other to snort shots of Absinthe through our noses. Long story short nudity and fist fights followed.

 

[C95J]

Created an obsession for a girl that lasted 4 years.

Pretty much every guy makes the same error, but the time span of my obsession was my stupidity.

We have to realize that there's always a girl that you won't have even if she looks perfect.

true words man, same is happening to me right now. Don't want to give up even though I know I should...

 

[Ekonk]

Absinthe.

I woke up in a totally different town to where I started, still drunk, and after having a chat with a gnome, I wandered off in the freezing night to find somewhere warm to stay.

That sounds awesome actually.

OP: I bought Spore as well. Kind of... disappointing.

 

[KaosuHamoni]

Touched the cigarette lighter thingy in my car out of boredom. Hurt like hell.

I've done that many, many times. I'm an idiot. SOMETHING SO SMALL SHOULD BE CAPABLE OF CREATING SO MUCH PAIN! D=

Edit: Should not, should not! See! I am an idiot!

 

[IamQ]

I bought Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter for the PS2 when I could've bought God of War.

 

[srm79]

Stole an entire set of roadworks. Doesn't sound so stupid until you realise exactly how much space 32 traffic cones, 2 keep left signs, 2 narrow road signs, 2 men at work signs and 3 "SCOTLAND'S GAS NETWORK" signs actually take up in a flat as small as mine. I was very, very drunk.

 

[Guffe]

Not me but my friend did this.
A group went on a class trip to Poland and Germany on a Holocaust trip and while they were in Poland they noticed that the alcohol was about 70% cheaper than in our country so the pub it was. As Finnish people they drank a few hours and you don't want to know what a Finn in a pub can accomplish in that time. They started walking back when one of my friends found a Police van and decided he had to pee... on the Police car... with two Police men standing on the other side of the vehicle... outside the fucking Police headquarters.
He wasn't noticed thou and that was lucky...

 

[TerribleAssassin]

Sunflower oil shots.



Never again.

 

[trebor 25]

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[Kavachi]

I've................bought Spore.

I know how you feel man.